Constance de Shtaad

Pronounced {con•stônce} | 🇨🇭

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Ahhh, black loco mojo ripe hat, nice touch

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@phillycollinsx Very nice!

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@JamesJohnsonYYC @realDonaldTrump What the dudes across the bar see after my third Jagerbomb…

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Isenberg Fund Rankings:
1. MAIF (solid dudes, Peter millar branded merch)
2. MEF (smart dudes that need to tell you what fund their in)
3. MFIF (is anyone actually in this?)
4. IREF (don’t actually do anything)
5. IUCG (don’t do anything and are annoying abt it)

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@SANTANABURNER7 And he’s going for the pizza, you can’t help these people

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Racked in the corner of Murphs just looking at it

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@ColonelClarky He got a new spider web tat so you know he’s riding high

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Sorry bro but a ‘my bad’ after spilling half your beer on my Brunello Cucinelli quarter-zip is NOT gonna cut it

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The boys are absolutely juicy for McMurphs tn. Gonna scrape a few nose rippers, drink Guinnesses to the G and get into a tilly with the bartender

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The HAC is for client-facing white dudes, all you Indians need to go back to Pfit or the Rec

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Dj rooster meet & greet at Spoke Live tn or if you can’t make it he’s gonna be at Roots tmr prolly around 2 scarfing down a quesadilla

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Picking the fit for tn like…
#nobodydoesit