Constant "Lee" Hammered

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[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

@JohnnyGiunta_ Edmundo or Lenyn? Both have a case imo.

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

Congratulations Cole Carrigg YOU have more home runs than Fernando Tatis Jr.

[MLB Home Runs @MLBHRs_]

COL - Cole Carrigg 3-run HR (3)
⚡ Go-ahead HR ⚡

📏 401 ft | 💨 105.1 mph | 📐 28°
⚾️ 93.8 mph four-seam fastball (CHC - LHP Caleb Thielbar)
🏟️ Out in 30/30 parks 💣

COL (4) @ CHC (2)
🔺 8th

#Rockies

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

Rape me. Rape me. Rape me. Rape me. #rapeme

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

First championship in over half a century and this is what you post??? I could have thrown this piece of shit graphic together.

[ESPN @espn]

NEW YORK, AT LAST! 🗽

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1973, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

@tatemcrae hey👋

[Buzz Crave @BuzzCrave_]

Tate Mcrae has reportedly ended her relationship with Jack Hughes.

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

Game 6 with Torts’ wrench out behind the bench will be all time

[luke fox @lukefoxjukebox]

John Tortorella: “We’ll be back here…. I’m going to leave my clothes here, that’s for sure. In the hotel.”

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

🔥2026 MLB rest of season injury projections🔥:
Matt Olson - Turf toe
Brice Turang - Torn Labrum
Kevin McGonigle - Concussion
Corey Seager - Broken Tibia
Jordan Walker - Oesophageal laceration (lettuce)
Julio Rodriguez - Gunshot wound
Wyatt Langford - Torn UCL
Riley Greene - Ran over by a car
Sal Stewart - Heart disease
Jackson Chourio - Fent overdose
Shane McClanahan - Healthy
Carlos Rodon - Severed Penis
Cam Schlittler - Bruised anus
Gerrit Cole - minor scrotum laceration
Logan Gilbert - Julio Rodriguez shot him (dead)
Garret Crochet - Will never play again (career over)

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

I didn’t know Pat was selling out to the liberal mob. How could you have a MURDERER on your show?
SHAME ON YOU!

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Joining us NOW @carmeloanthony 👏 #PMSLive

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

Karmelo Anthony the 13th highest scorer in NBA history?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Karmelo Anthony supporter: "What do I tell my 5 boys? What do we do now!?"

Uh… don't murder?

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

They murdered him in cold blood you sick fuck

[House of Fonz @Houseofpain85]

So Kirk faked a retirement to get another 8 month vacation?

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

Volpe watch out

[Marilyn Murano™ @MarilynMuranoX]

Is it my imagination, or does Barron look a bit uncomfortable? I wonder how much they paid her?

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

Are you retarded?

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

GET THAT PIECE OF SHIT OUT OF THE STADIUM! THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

Tung Tung Tung Sahur is first-pitch maxing 🤌

Happy 6/7 Day!

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

@BigSeanQ_ had to make sure mark vientos could get the message in his native español

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Optioned

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Brayan Bello makes it very clear he's done with the conversation about him starting or coming out of the bullpen.

"First of all, just stop talking about bullpen and starting games. I've always been a starter and when I've been successful as a starter, no one has questioned whether I have to be in the bullpen or starting games. So, starting from there, just stop that talk, I'm just having a bad season."

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

Jersey swap 👀👀👀👀

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Simeon Woods Richardson to be traded to the Blue Jays, per @MitchBannon.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Nick Castellanos designated for assignment by the Padres.

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Brandon Aiyuk issued arrest warrant for misdemeanor charge tied to speeding, per @nypost.

[Constant "Lee" Hammered @ConstantHammerd]

Going after the undervalued veteran #moneyball