Constantyne

Gamer. Gentleman. Hater.
For better or worse, all opinions are my own.

[Constantyne @Constantyne13]

Unless that something is making fudge, in which case you want a cool, dry day or your shit won't set up.

[Constantyne @Constantyne13]

Friendly reminder, there will never be a Perfect Time/Day/Situation/Mood to Do The Thing, whatever that may be. You just have to do it, and realize later that it was always the perfect time.

[Constantyne @Constantyne13]

Friendly reminder, there will never be a Perfect Time/Day/Situation/Mood to Do The Thing, whatever that may be. You just have to do it, and realize later that it was always the perfect time.

[🍋𝓩𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓷 ✂️ @ZeyonDevilX]

There’s fr grown ass niggas scared to play as a woman inna video game

[ronron @sirenbyers]

bisexual who only dated the same gender, bisexuals who only dated the opposite gender, bisexuals who dated many genders, bisexuals who never dated anyone. They all deserve a happy pride month, stop being biphobic.

[StixDraws | 🔞 Artist @StixDraws]

hitting nsfw 3d artists like crack in the 80s

[SirD 🇺🇸 @Sir_Dammed]

It should go without saying, but if you are a Lego collector, trader, or parent/buyer...

Do not EVER do business with the store "Bricks & Minifigs." These are known thieves who stole a dying old man's collection that he worked his entire life to build.

They're also in a weird Mormon cult and like to weaponize police/swat people who try to serve them legal court documents.

Dangerous, dirty, corrupt rats who don't deserve a cent. Spread the word, tell your friends family and neighbors. It is incredibly important to rid the country of a company filled with religious cultist rats who couldn't honor a deal and simply give a man his Legos back.

[Arty 🦊 @ArtyFox_]

Who wants to frott their coke with me

[#1 PPG Fan 🩷🩵💚 @PPGFan01]

Artwork by David Cinnella (Worldbuildingfilms) on Instagram

[Constantyne @Constantyne13]

"From one country." just @ us next time, bro.

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

The developers of Subnautica 2 want to keep the game non-violent like the first one.

They want players to adapt and live with the ocean creatures instead of fighting or killing them with weapons. This core idea started years ago when studio founder Charlie Cleveland chose to leave guns out of the series after the Sandy Hook shooting.

He wanted the game to feel like peaceful exploration of nature rather than adding more violence to the world.
Even though fans from one country overwhelmingly asked for the chance to craft weapons in the sequel the team says this will be a repeated point of resistance.

One developer explained "I think it's a point of resistance that we'll get repeatedly while making the game though we feel strongly about it."

So players must instead use smart tools evasion and distraction to survive.

[Nyorune | VArtist @Nyorune]

#chivalrystarved Fanart

[conniving eunuch @1BBGGGUU]

I’m toasted out of my mind at local draft night, playing 42 card 5 color control in minute 35 of game 1 against a uniformed pig. Officer 1-2 puts their bomb on the stack, my bleary red eyes ping-pong between the counter spell in my hand and their service weapon. I let it resolve

[BAKED TOFU NATIONALIST @ohwowcrazy]

There's an infinite combo here. Need some card draw and an enchantment that does damage to my enemies every time I buy a bible.

[໊ @soysabil]

ah yes, the three genders: the broken, the beaten, and the damned

[P.M. ✨🌕 @itsapmseymour]

These guys look like beloved One Piece characters from a filler arc that everyone is begging to have Oda put into the main storyline.

[Constantyne @Constantyne13]

Just gonna grab America by the di- I mean Florida and start using it like the world's worst designed hammer.

[ムキデザ│グラフィックデザイナー @MUKIDEZA2]

どの国の形が1番武器に適しているかの検証

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

gothic horror is when you wanna fuck the monster. folk horror is when you wanna fuck nature. cosmic horror is when you wanna fuck god

[Rylanor, The Ancient of Rites @The__Unyielding]

NO ONE DARES SPEAK ILL OF THE HUNGRY HUNGRY CATERPILLAR!

[Constantyne @Constantyne13]

So I'm seeing wound care for my leg and they had to put in a compression wrap. In order to keep it clean, they put a stocking on it. And ever since, every time I look at my leg, I have the urgent need to sing songs from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[Lucius Merryweather 🖊️🐶 ASTRALINE @Merrydawg]

If you skip the story in FFXIV, I will personally show up to your house, sit you down, and read the entirety of A Realm Reborn for you, while doing voices for every character, over the course of 7 business days.