The Constitutionalist

Media Organisation providing comprehensive news for the State of Mayflower & other regions.

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Horde of locusts poised to attack State of Firestone, in judgment for crimes against Mayflower people.

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Constitutionalist News Service does not report on misadventures of failed capitalist business ventures.

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State of Mayflower sees record numbers of tourists flocking border. Authorities overran, explaining lack of reporting.

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Mayflower Ministry of State confirms DOJ dullard Eagleye785 is not worth cost of surveillance.

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Constitutionalist News Service demands “state-affiliated media” description from Twitter.

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Renegade giant squid escaped from Lander Aquarium is wrestled into submission by Comrade TrickNixon.

Dosens of schoolchildren saved.

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Infamous shouting braggart LordHenryVonHenry warned in strictest terms to keep his meddlesome snout away from Mayflower-Firestone peninsular affairs.

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Firestone embassy warned diplomats may not hug Governor TrickNixon, except in comradely way.

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Chief Farington saves dozen of children by strangling rampaging polar bear escaped from Lander Zoo.

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"MPBS" is Mayflower propaganda network devoted to glorifying exploits of current dictator TrickNixon.

Only Constitutionalist News reports objectively on many failings and repressions of TrickNixon junta.

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Constitutionalist News delighted to accept position as MEC Trustee.

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Whimsical fantasy of Governor Tricknixon criticized for unrealistic optimism and gaiety in describing daily lives of Firestone people.

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Former Senator Dribbleware compared to that of insensate vegetable.

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Constitutionalist News declares premature death of Sparelockned to be early case of Covid vaccination side effects.

Case closed.

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@misssam316 @CodeKynan @HarrisonClan76 @marksandspencer @NestleUKI @AldiUK "Every time a customer shops with an M&S Sparks Card, M&S donates 1p to a charity of their choice.".

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Ministry of Culture national ban on sandals under consideration. "Nobody wants to see your toes."

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Bean is national legume of State of Firestone.

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@misssam316 @CodeKynan @HarrisonClan76 @marksandspencer @NestleUKI @AldiUK This is not correct. The donation will be made regardless: the Sparks card gives consumers the ability to have a choice in where it goes.

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@misssam316 @CodeKynan @HarrisonClan76 @marksandspencer @NestleUKI @AldiUK Google 'MacMillan Colin the Caterpillar'.

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@vcrp @marksandspencer They already have a MacMillan Colin Victoria.