🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️

“Stay by my side as I make the Republic a better place for all cookies.“ (Clotted Cream RP/Parody account! NOT Affiliated with Devsis!!)

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

[OOC Boundary Post & Pinn]

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[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

“That would be the souljams you are sensing, so if you are here to claim my life, well then tough luck, my friend, but-“

Clotted would cut himself off as he’d face the intruder, his eyes widening fractionally. He should have known that voice was too familiar… “Espresso-?”

[𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 @LECAFEAMER]

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A quiet grunt came from the reaper, hat fully tilting upward to reveal .. well, Espresso’s face, just with significantly less emotion than he would normally have, tired beyond belief. His eye slowly narrowed, not even attempting to fight back.

“…. Strong soul you have.”

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[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@GreenMatch217 Also if I recall correctly they made slavery/racist “jokes” and beastiality comments like wanting to have babies with butter tiger. They are just a very awful, disgusting person with no regards or respect for boundaries.

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@GreenMatch217 They broke my boundaries multiple times including making a joke that bordered on SA with my clotted and a minor’s Blapphire.

They then made a sex joke about my Cacao to a random Choco and then harassed me on my strawpage when I blocked them.

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

“By all means, be my guest.”

[.ᐟˎˊ˗ @Mint_Despair]

"I'll think of something,

And it probably won't be good for that news outlet,"

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

“Do not. You were not successful the first time, how would you possibly be this time?”

[.ᐟˎˊ˗ @Mint_Despair]

"...I don't blame you for it, Clotted,

If it happened again, I'd make the same choice without a second thought,"

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@CRKStormbringer @ParagonOfChange I will look into it and get that series returned.

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@NECROMANCYYY Sounds like you just want me to call you cute again.

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

Cookies are apparently describing me as ‘breedable,” now. I will be banning you ALL from the REPUBLIC.💢💢💢

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

In almost a blink, Espresso was wrapped up and ensnared within the grasps of the Consul’s cloak strap. He didn’t even look up from his papers as Clotted would scoff at the other.

“Sneaking up on me? Really? State your purpose here.”

[𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 @LECAFEAMER]

( @Consul_Cream )

Death tolls, his next target since waking up in this strange world. The cookie shrouded in blue slowly materialized behind the consul, quiet and listening.

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[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

No doubtedly fake as I don’t leave my office and multiple can account for that.

Besides, who would believe the fool who was EXPELLED? Be Silent, fool.

[‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐘 💉 @ViVisectionroll]

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I have photos! 😊

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[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

We don’t have bars or clubs in the republic. Do we??

Whatever, you are just being delusional either way!

[‍ ‍ 𝐒𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐘 💉 @ViVisectionroll]

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Bars and clubs! The Republic’s funds are going into something truly questionable!

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[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@NECROMANCYYY Oh, right. You are not use to compliments are you?

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@NECROMANCYYY What?

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@NECROMANCYYY The only thing you might have in common with an angel is that you are vaguely cute like one.

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@LECAFEAMER 🏛️Absolutely

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

🏛️love how everyone seems to be having some deep, serious rps and events happening meanwhile I come back to ppl deciding Clotted is in Heat.

🏛️Love this duality. 😭😭😭😭

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@NECROMANCYYY Mhm sure.

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@NECROMANCYYY Then be blocked.

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@NECROMANCYYY Be silent.

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@CRKStormbringer @ParagonOfChange I don’t control nor pay attention to the magazines. Even when I am in them.

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@CRKStormbringer @ParagonOfChange Guess is as good as mine.

[🏛️Consul Clotted Cream⚜️ @Consul_Cream]

@ParagonOfChange It seeks to make a constant mockery of me without reason!