Consummate Elitist

Follow for insights you’ll never afford, advice you’ll never access, and a worldview as rarefied as the air atop Mount Olympus - minus the mortals.

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@KILLTOPARTY Advice. Start your own app.

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@cremieuxrecueil Married men aren’t out-earning the labor market out of ambition. They’re doing it because their wives country club dues and summer home renovations require an extra $40k a year minimum. 🍸

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@DemonFramed Hinge has basically turned into a shelter system. Time for gainfully employed women with nice apartments to step up and adopt a lost boy. Give him a corner on the couch and high speed Wi-Fi and you’ve rescued a low maintenance pet who might occasionally reset the router.

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AI CAPEX is just Arkwright’s water frame in a digital skin. We are shifting from the constraints of human labor to the constant output of a system. To doubt this scale is to be a Luddite in a suit the future belongs to those who build the machine, not those who fear its cost.

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@marty_kausas Think outside of the box. Split your company into 2,3,4 if you have to, to keep costs down

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@minchoi 0.34% use the product. 16% are the product. 84% are simply waiting to be conditioned.

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Avarice is the art of starving while standing in a banquet hall, complaining about the lighting.

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@messedupfoods Hell yeah. Goop goop goop

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@svpino I’ve finally decoded your channel’s niche.
It’s unboxing videos except instead of gadgets, you unwrap abstractions, peel back APIs, and quietly admire the packaging of well-written code.

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@JimChuong IF you stay low income your whole life, the odds of retiring with 10 million are basically zero. Not “hard.” Not “unlikely.” Functionally zero. Opportunistic investing is playing the lottery for you.

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Have a relatively good day, the kind where your worst problem is an email, not an air raid siren.

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@profstonge This chart is simple, the price of actually living a decent life went to the moon while the price of distracting yourself from that fact with screens and gadgets fell into the bargain bin. You can no longer afford health, home, or education, but you can stream your decline in 4K!

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@stats_feed This chart proves not all sports “add years” to your life. Pole vaulting and gymnastics are blue-chip longevity plays, while sumo, mountaineering, and friends are more like hedge funds that extend your cardiologist’s career, not yours.

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@AntonioTweets2 This person needs to be fact checked it’s ~$11000 NOT $19500 fed + provincial tax. Marginal tax is not the same as tax. Understand marginal taxation in Canada and you’ll be ahead of 95% of know nothing talking heads on the internet. Stay awake and vigilant. Do your own homework

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Remember not to have children with unreasonable people. That is all.

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@BrianRoemmele Incredible. A universal translator v2.0.

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Make your bedroom a five-star hotel you barely deserve. Cool the room, no phone before bed, unclench your jaw, breathe slow. If all else fails, read your mortgage statement and you’ll be unconscious in minutes.

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@manly_mentor “Buy low borrow high sell never” is the financial equivalent of showing up to a gala in Crocs and insisting it’s couture. It sounds bold, it feels clever, and it collapses the moment anyone with a functioning calculator enters the room.

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@readswithravi These books whisper the quiet privilege of the well-read: the world isn’t chaotic at all, it’s exquisitely rigged in favor of those who understand its underlying algorithms. Master the patterns, and you graduate from participant to connoisseur, watching everyone else scramble.

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Nothing dangerous, just a culinary betrayal this morning. The milk in the coffee curdled. How dreadful.