Alex

Proud Alka-holic. Top Investor in Sneed's Feed and Seed. if you're reading this you have to follow me.

[Alex @Conswaylos]

I'm never paying for twitter blue not on some anti elon principle or anything, but rather that I need the challenge. If I can't make it on my own posting merit I don't deserve to make it.

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@sneedliberalism guy who angrily posts online 24/7 about politics bewildered by people giving a shit about politics

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of all the posts to kinda blow up its the horny for pregnant Anne Hathaway post

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Just got off the phone with my new friend Mitch McConnell. He was trying to tell me something but frankly i wasn't paying much attention, had to make sure he knew Bron's still doing it.

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@EvilJim9 Anne Hathaway

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the things i wish to say right now are inappropriate and would reflect poorly on me as an individual in the future, but please do your best to imagine what they would be

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@EvilJim9 @gaslightyourmom Thanks, man. It's something I've been putting off for years at this point.

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@FeralPHunter yeah man i know im drinking alone and wearing cargo shorts

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@AdsoOfBelk yeah you get a lot more mileage out of playing dumb and getting them to explain the bit

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@sneedliberalism beast mode

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publix has big bags of peanut butter pretzels on bogo
you know i got em #bigback

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@gaslightyourmom going back this fall at 28 yrs old. gotta kill the shame

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@AdsoOfBelk Policy people thinking that what they do is politics. Many such cases.

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Happy 4th of July

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is 28 too late to start learning to speak LinkedIn? cause i feel the ability to do so has passed me by

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sentinel prime such a bitch, bro. had to double tap my goat ironhide in the back cause he knew he couldn't handle that smoke if they fought for real.
RIP homie you will be missed

[TFAltModes @tfaltmodes]

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

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@sneedliberalism happened to me last year. prof cenat doesnt like it when you interrupt him while he's teaching how to eat box.

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update on the job hunt:

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🙂

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@StatisticUrban i4 adjacent development kind of cuts off past sr 27 and doesn't really pick back up until you're basically in tampa bay area. most of Hillsborough county is definitionally rural

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hold on now

[Bella 🌸 @1arabella_]

Ladies,be honest which one is your favorite