Mary E. Watson

Mother and one quarter of the Watson Family. 'Died' and now I watch over @ContactJHW , @ContactSH and @Contact_MollyH

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

If anyone ever needs to talk or is feeling suicidal, like they're about to relapse or just generally crap, please come talk to me. https://t.co/vq9AgYLtWp

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

I think I’ve become obsessed with @JudgeRinderTV , it’s the best to watch with that fat lap cat I’ve always wanted!

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

@Contact_MollyH Same here.

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

@Contact_MollyH When’s best for you? Rosie’s already getting excited!

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

@Contact_MollyH Growing up too fast! They definitely all need to have a play date soon.

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

@Contact_MollyH I can’t wait to see them, they must be getting big now!

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

Can you two nerds please just get married already!! https://t.co/NjXSZksMjW

[Sherlock Holmes @ContactSH]

@contactJHW I love you.

[💀Skull💀 @contact_Skull]

CHRISTMAS EVE!
@L0stWats0n

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

You’ll never know struggle until you try and hide Christmas presents from Sherlock Holmes. @ContactSH

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

Chicken Run is one of the best films of our time, anyone who disagrees will be baked into a pie.

[b @bradleex]

heather ledger slept 2 hours every night for a month so he'd lose his mind to pIay the joker don't disrespect a legend like this ever again https://t.co/oKx5Y8j333

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

@contactJHW Please use my nice angel this year, and let Rosie put it on top of the tree!

[loverboy 🍉 @transwkx]

harry: so if you knew my dad you must've known sirius black
remus lupin, a werewolf whose life has literally depended on being a good liar for 30 years: *drops what he's holding, nearly knocks over the desk he's leaning against, with a shrill fake laugh* WHAT GIVES YOU THAT IDEA?

[Megan 🐼 @meganjcrabbe]

Today I found out that in Switzerland it's illegal to have just one guinea pig because they get too lonely and need a friend. It is against the law to let your guinea pig get lonely. You MUST have at least 2 guinea pigs. What a world.

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

@OpalJad Actually scratch that, I’m still wishing for a fat little lap cat to watch rubbish telly with.

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

@OpalJad Rather what, not who. All I want for Christmas is Lindt chocolates!

[Stats Britain @StatsBritain]

If Sherlock, the Doctor, and Dirk Gently ever met there's an 89% chance a LOT of people would die.

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

@StatsBritain Now, why didn’t I think of that name?

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

@OpalJad You’re exactly right! But All I Want For Christmas is You has become eternal and will forever embody the spirit of Christmas

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

I am going against what Mariah Carey taught me and I’m wishing for snow this Christmas!

[Mary E. Watson @ContactMW]

#Happy1stofDecember ! I can see the Christmas lights and hear Wham! In the distance!