Ade Dee

[I Japa at 40+ 🇳🇬 → 🇨🇦 @40PlusImmigrant]

......I was shocked the day my colleagues back in Naija told me that:

Guy, amongst all of us, na you only marry beta wife. Na you we dey always complain give! 🤣

I was like, all of una na traditional men naa, make una enjoy!

Me and my wife na freestyle gangstas! We believe that there is no marriage in heaven, so we gats bare it all here.

I dey wash pants join. I dey iron baby pants/socks after washing them. I dey iron everybody clothes for house. She makes the best fucking food and snacks that all of you still rush to share with me at work.

She knows my salary and any other kobo benefits at every stage of my life. But una own no know una salary! You all want your wives to be calling you "My Lord."

How do you want to know Peace? 🤣 They were just looking at me!

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

You practically wanted to destroy this girl’s life because she posted unboxing video for FA. Your fans bullied her for years, she got blacklisted, you kept mute.

You saw FA in an event and knelt down to greet her because of course camera was there.

Eyin ma tun pretend gan ooo.

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@TheAjibolaGrey A town hall…

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

I just finished watching BTS and I have cried my eyes out. Na like this I for disgrace myself for cinema? Chaiiiiii

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@yabaleftonline Lord have mercy 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My friend got married 4 years ago.

Every December, she buys 3 bags of rice;
one for her mum, one for her mother-in-law, and one for her home.

She kept it up for 3 years straight.

Then, last December, she stopped.
She bought only for her mum.

A few days before Christmas, her mother-in-law called her husband;
“She didn’t send my rice this year.”

The husband asked my friend;
“You didn’t buy rice for my mum? Why?”

She looked at him and said,
“Since we got married, what have you ever done for my own mother?
Have you ever bought her Christmas rice or even sent her money?”

The man paused… then replied,

“But I didn’t ask you to be buying rice for my mum. You did that on your own."

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

"Was it really my fault?"
asked the Short Skirt.
"No, it happened with me too,"
replied the Burka.
The diaper in the corner couldn't even speak.

-Darshan Mondkar

[𝔲𝔫𝔣𝔞𝔟𝔲𝔩𝔬𝔲𝔰 ☀️ @fabianthafirst]

“Not all men” it wasn’t all police either but we gathered the nation to protest ENDSARS against the police as an institution. It didn’t matter if it was all police during the protests to you fools, you understood cause you were victims.

Let women say whatever the fuck they want!

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@a__vanita Yakubu manage… plastic isn’t good for the planet

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@sledge_baba I am someone like this and I can’t express how pleased I am to know that I’m not alone.

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@redturn2 Please don’t give me high BP abeg

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@Boluthe4th @Munalozy I tire.

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@HaYoMiDe_ The first thing that came to mind was garri Ijebu. Chai..

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@rachaelbereba @yeankhar They shouldn’t have allowed her to run🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@simplywandy That’s why I wished she never responded to him. This thing na free PR

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@LookingForMide On today’s episode of crying for random strangers

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@OginniOlawaleJ1 @seun_laurel Lautech did us bad I swear.

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@Auntyadaa Teniola Aladeshe

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

@esther_stan My hand was shaking watching this😱😱

[Ade Dee @Content_Dee]

I know I have sense and I’m smart, but when will all these things convert to money nahhh!!! I’m tired ooo😭😭😭