Contessa di Floof

I've dabbled in being a bitch. She/Her

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

@ButchPrincessG I have now read the entire article. I feel.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

@ButchPrincessG Come visit so I can take you to my favourite pebble beach!

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

@ButchPrincessG Pretty sure I'm the second.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

This could be my cat.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

As a kid I was obsessed with watching the clock switch from 11:59 pm to 12:00 am. It felt meaningful but I didn't know why. These last minutes of Unus Annus feel just like that. Thanks for keeping me company for this countdown. It's been special. #MementoMori

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

@ButchPrincessG @UnusAnnus It sounds absolutely perfect to me.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

Watching the final @UnusAnnus livestream alone with @ButchPrincessG + a million other people. My cat trots proudly into the middle of the room, a live rat hanging from her teeth by its tail. It squeaks, it struggles, it breaks free and escapes. Fitting, somehow. #MementoMori

[ethan @ethannestor]

The Final Hour of Unus Annus

https://t.co/PIpj4YHDxr

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

Was supposed to be an in-person watch party, but we can manage a remote #UnusAnnusisoverparty just fine tyvm.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

@ButchPrincessG That being said, who am I to be surprised, considering my track record?

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

@ButchPrincessG What the actual Fuck?

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

@ButchPrincessG How do I stop feeling uncomfortable about my shit being so fucking shitty but not so shitty that I'm dead or dying or something and then feeling bad about feeling bad about shit being shitty omg save me from my brain.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

My capacity for watching fictional shows and movies has become extremely low. I'd rather spend two hours watching a stream of people drawing than a movie or episodes for the same amount of time. I just can't feel it.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

I've learned that being genuine and vulnerable is not beneficial to my life. The feel-good memes have lied, and this experiment in honesty and trust is now over.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

It's a mood.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

I finished my puzzle but it's missing three pieces. 💔

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

Yes and this is mine (Nebula but that's how I roll.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

My ADHD brain is undermining all the things I'm trying to be and do. I could lose my job. Both of them. I'm barely functional. People are noticing. It's not good. That's why my brain considered driving off the cliff beside the road.

[Contessa di Floof @ContessaFloof]

Tonight I'm lost and processing the heartache of choosing to end my 18-year relationship. Logic and reason have no place here.