Context For Poorly Aged Things (Parody)

Used to be Context for the Context for @poorlyagedstuff. taking up the mantle while @agedcontext is gone, Header (without my drawing) by @ryutakemori. Parody.

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Well... One Year Ago today I made this account. I never thought I would get this far or meet this many cool people. I’ve never really thanked you guys, but from the bottom of my heart thank you for supporting the account and interacting with me.

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@PoorlyAgedStuff Hulk Hogan has since passed away

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@PoorlyAgedStuff Jimmy Kimmel just had his show pulled by ABC for his recent comments regarding Charlie Kirk

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@PoorlyAgedStuff Charlie Kirk is dead

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@PoorlyAgedStuff Cookie Monster caused 9-11???

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@PoorlyAgedStuff SILKSONG IS FINALLY GOING TO COME OUT AFTER 7 YEARS, ENDING THIS VICIOUS CYCLE

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@PoorlyAgedStuff no he cannot

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@PoorlyAgedStuff Context provided by the original tweet

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@PoorlyAgedStuff He was sooooo good bro

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@PoorlyAgedStuff If only

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@PoorlyAgedStuff They just released an episode dunking on his dad… I wonder what he has to say about that one

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@PoorlyAgedStuff We are trying to talk about it, but now Trump wants everyone to shut up about it (after saying he would release the files)

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@PoorlyAgedStuff He’s a LIAR!!!!!

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@PoorlyAgedStuff It depends on what we consider robots- this stat could actually be true if we are counting sexting with chat gpt 😭😭

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@PoorlyAgedStuff He lost to Mamdani in the primary last night

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@PoorlyAgedStuff It has made a ton of money both in the horror genre and in general. One of the top grossing original movies of the decade

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@PoorlyAgedStuff he is sending it after you (yes you. Run)

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@PoorlyAgedStuff aged

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@PoorlyAgedStuff He didn’t get to meet one :((((

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@PoorlyAgedStuff He’s not!! He criticizes Trump a lot!!

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@PoorlyAgedStuff The economy is in shambles. Tariffs will raise the price of everything. I’m just a poor boy who wants to afford a Switch 2