Som

If you want to understand me 👇
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[Som @ContrabandEater]

Twitter told me I just had my 8 year anniversary of creating this account, which inspired me to finally make a Bluesky.

@contrabandeater.bsky.social

[Som @ContrabandEater]

@AlexZarkage It's proof that a huge appeal of the online right is being the edgiest one in the room. The left doing Kirk memes ruins their fun because it makes them the pearl clutchers. The Junko stuff shows that they don't have real values, they just want to shock and offend.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

What’s going on in my head when I meet someone for the first time and they tell me their name:

[FREEMONEY @DONTDOWNLOADME]

Werner Herzog on Goblins

[lounger150 @coldsleeve]

found one dead ant high up in the cabinet i keep the honey bottle in. no other ants to be found. made it up to the goldmine and died without telling nobody. born to be a skeleton in an indiana jones temple

[Allen Booz @1hilltracker]

The Dubai-ification of Northern Virginia

[mario @sageemarioo]

you genuinely can’t make maryland drivers up

[Som @ContrabandEater]

theres only one task with work coming in but the program isnt working right and theres a work around but the work around takes a few seconds per transaction and we're supposed to be doing them in 30 seconds or less so it makes me min. 10% slower and they track of our pace so we

[Som @ContrabandEater]

Coming home from vacation at almost midnight last night and they scheduled me to work a full 8 hour Saturday shift starting at 7am today.

[vost @foolibuster]

game night - collab with @NobeyOne

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

"The Last Republican President" would be a good campaign slogan and agenda for the Dumbocrats going into 2028

[dan @aristophaneet]

somehow only just realized that the dorm in revolutionary girl utena is modeled on yukio mishima's house

[Aquaarianii @Chad2ofSpain]

1986 Soviet animation - Heracles and Admetus

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

it’s called “Dunesday” because I’m going to watch Dune and then call it a day.

[Animation Obsessive @ani_obsessive]

From: Heroic Times (1984), dir. József Gémes, Pannonia Film Studio

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

Bear sprays bear spray. My acrylic painting.

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

Lindsey Graham looking for all gays he thought would be in Hell

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

It's called Little Italy because of how little Italy is there.

[sid 🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

This shit don’t hit the same when you lost to Iran bro 😭

[Som @ContrabandEater]

@maniaxtzz_ A lot of the criticism of this movie is so incoherent or flat our wrong that I think it's insincere. I think a lot of right wingers are annoyed that everyone's praising a movie about men taking away women's autonomy and are making contrarian takes as a way to virtue signal.