TeddyFromContraband

Constable Theodore Maximov - Border Patrol Agent - Working for Caseoh

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

@SlimFromCas Stop giving your baby mama discounts and maybe you’ll improve

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

Any jailed suspect will now require pictures of their toes to be submitted to evidence.

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

@ContrabandNovik @Shawnfromcase @TeddyFromCaseoh @ShawnFromCaseOh @Homie_Robot @CaseOh__ You’ll never be me and it bugs you every day

[ConstableNovikFromContraband @ContrabandNovik]

Anyone wearing a red shirt will be publicly executed due to an increase of crimes being committed by those who wear red shirts

@CaseOh__

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

I had a prisoner fart on me last night. @CaseOh__ miss you

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

I will now be watching CCTV footage for Caseoh’s market and also this job. I haven’t seen my family in 12 days.

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

Can I apply for a sign waver position at @caseohsgrocery

[Goobertown Police Department @Tomcustomercase]

Today we performed a police raid on @LokisGrocery with @rocketLPcaseohs and @ContrabandTeddy, we're shutting it down, and the owner is going to jail.

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

Any people with a Karen haircut (mostly @EllanFromCaseoh ) will immediately be sent to the work camp

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

@FedExFromCaseOh @Quanfromcaseohs @CaseOh__ Just make sure your vehicle makes weight, boss is particular about that

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

We’re now denying all red Ferrari’s into the country

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

@ContrabandNovik @JimFromCaseOhs @CaseOh__ You’ll never be loved like me

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

Can @JimFromCaseOhs help for a few days at @CaseOh__? I haven’t slept in 4 days.

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

Jim fell off, he would be great to mine rocks for 16 hours a day though

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

@Tomcustomercase @CaseOhsAttorney @JimFromCaseOhs @EllenFromCaseoh We have a spot in the gulag available

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

Just had a guy who looked suspiciously like @TimfromCaseOhs try to enter the country. I denied him of course and told him to not be a bum.

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

@Quanfromcaseohs @CaseOh__ No, i miss his kisses

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

@CaseOh__ I’m the only one doing work to hold down the border, things are in shambles, can you run your store in country perhaps?

[TeddyFromContraband @ContrabandTeddy]

I’ve been eating beans for 2 weeks and these farts are bussin. I miss him @CaseOh__