Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor

Contrary Close Combat is my life, and my life is amazing. Servant of Pecharunt. Oh and small fry over here is pretty cool too I guess.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

🦅: When you really stop to think about it. I am the best pokemon ever. Let that sink in.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: Hmm... Oh!

*He quickly flies over to the mask vendor and picks up the Ogre mask*

🦅: Okay, if you were a Wimpod and you saw this mask, how terrified would you be? If I were her, I would be pretty scared.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

[ Closed interaction with @M0chi_0verlord ]

*Fezendipiti wanted to bring Staraptor to Kitakami to show him her feather care routine. Staraptor accepted her offer, and now they've arrived in Kitakami. They may also do some sight seeing as he has never been to Kitakami before*

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: I like the way you think. So. Let's go rob some vendors!

*He starts flying towards the festival, making sure not to leave Fezendipiti behind*

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: I'm sorry to hear that...

*He paused*

🦅: So does that mean we should steal the food and not have to pay the overpriced prices? Since they already don't like you.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: I'm not really big into games, but as long as the food is good and the masks will scare Lâche, then it rings my bells. And depending on what the games are, I might give it a try.

...

🦅: So what happened? If you don't mind me asking. Why don't they honor you three anymore?

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@MisMagiusTRUE 🦅: Give her the Chandelure one because he's a stupid idiot piece of furniture.

🪲: Can I have the Applin pie? :O

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@M0chi_0verlord 🦅: Awfully bold of you to let me decide where we go first.

*He thought for a moment*

🦅: I hear that this place has a really nice festival that they hold year-round. I'm curious to see what they have to offer.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

🦅: It has come to my attention that nobody really likes me very much. But I honestly don't care because I've gotten used to it. Say and do all you want, but you’re not gonna phase me.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@CrossPoisoning 🦅: Uh huh. Yup. Some nobody that's actually in champions. Some nobody that has a mega.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@CrossPoisoning 🦅: Because I'M better.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@CrossPoisoning 🦅: You just hate me because you ain't me.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

🦅: Me

🪲: I can't decide😫

[𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙄𝘼𝙎, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙇𝘼𝙄𝙍𝙑𝙊𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙏 @upon_an_eon]

DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!!

Day 14, for MUSES!

If you were on a gameshow, who would you trust to give you the answer to the final question?
Or, who’s the smartest person you know?

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@Gecquagecqua 🦅: Uhh... okay..?
*gets behind him*

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@WishingstarREAL @OrbeetleSmith @B3heeyem 🦅: Hey! I'm on your side!

🪲: Say what now?

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

LOOKING CREATURE, DO NOT APPROACH! THIS THING WILL NOT HESITATE TO CONSUME YOU FROM THE INSIDE OUT. PLEASE, I'M BEGGING ALL OF YOU TO STAY SAFE. THEY GO BY THE NAME OF META-CELL. PLEASE TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW, THIS IS EXTREMELY EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. THANK YOU.

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

Now we get to your weather report for toda-💥
🦅: GIVE ME THE MIC, NOW! THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!

🦅: TO ALL THE PEOPLE AND POKEMON WHO CAN HEAR ME. THERE IS SOMETHING ON OUR PLANET THAT SHOULD NOT BE. *Staraptor sounds utterly terrified* PLEASE, IF YOU SEE A STRANGE ALIEN+

[Bois the Heracross & Shiny the Mega Golispod @Boisishere2stay]

@PerfectMetapod @ContraryAbuser ✨: *Scoops up Mega Staraptor and in a rare case speaks low to Staraptor.* You get a move on, warn as many Mons you come across, got it?

[Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor @ContraryAbuser]

@Boisishere2stay @PerfectMetapod *Staraptor is shocked by what all just happened*
🦅: Uh... yeah. I can do that.

*Staraptor lifts himself into the air and struggles to fly away. Like if a bird was limping*