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YOU CANT SIT WITH US ! ! !

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How y’all mad at him because he knows the future .. if you don’t wanna know don’t ask ! Then they had the whole town singing diss record “we don’t talk about Bruno” and my guy was in the house in the wall the whole time ..probably sad af

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This morning i woke up thinking about how mad i still am at the madrigals and the way they did Bruno

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But IKYK they girl been funny all her life

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I’m telling you my daughter is funny asf man

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I’m so shitty that i had a bad day.. i woke up in a great mood

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But i say that to say.. it’s crazy how shit truly comes around full circle.. i remember my mama saying stuff like “girl that was out when i was your age” and now im dying the same thing .. crazy

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Then i ate down !!! Her hair turned out cute asf

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I said girl these are twisties and i been doing this shit since i was 10 fck you mean ! I know ball 🤣

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My daughter ask me to do her hair I say bet ok i got you what you want..she like do you know how to do flat twist… im like nah but send me a video and i can learn …. She sends me the video and it’s fcking twisties !!!

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That boy knows every single toy he has ! He has 20 zebras but if it’s not THAT one … it’s over

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My son has way to many toys and i want to throw some away but if you know you know

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Imagine tryna go to sleep and it’s a mosasaurus in your bed 🤬

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my 5 year anniversary is tomorrow and i love my man so fcking much ! God clowned when he sent him lowkey 😫

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my birthday tomorrow 🥳

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Like where was the logic

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So……. My daughter spilled her wax melt on the bathroom counter she let it sit for days so finally I’m like dude clean that up today….i come home , it’s clean but it’s scratches all over my counter… bro she used a fcking cheese grater to clean up the wax 😵‍💫😖

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Nobody prepares you for your oldest child growing up and going off to college

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Being a psychology major really has me looking at shit so different

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My husband was never in my bed in his work stuff 🤬

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The playoffs been good af this year