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Nothing screams ‘we got rejected’ louder than rewriting the story afterward. ‘It was all part of the plan’ is football’s oldest excuse. 🤣😭
My ranking for Ballon d’Or:
🥇 1. Messi — if you value total impact, playmaking, and international success.
🥈 2. Kane — if you value goals and elite club scoring.
🥉 3. Yamal — if you value talent, influence, and future dominance.
Hahahaha
The World Cup trophy still doesn’t know Ronaldo’s address. 😭🏆❌
1 World Cup Trophy in this pic. 🏆
SOMEONE TELL HIM ITS DE GEA
😂😭😂😭😂😭
This scene is funny. 😂
My goat is like
“Get off Kane”
“Fuck outta here Gordon”
I love this man. 🐐
How did he even get in the goat debate just amazes me??!
Spot on ✅
Mfs complain that FIFA “help” Argentina, while those same mfs be supporting Real Madrid…
Crazy…😭😭😭
Man if you really think about it, Messi really stopped Mbappe from winning the WC back to back… this itself is bigger than anything Ronaldo has ever done in football.
Arda will have a lot of time to rewatch that on the flight back home.
This is the camera that captured Cristiano Ronaldo's last ballon dor 😭
Without hormones.
Without FIFA.
Without the press.
Without France Football.
Without Negreira.
And more importantly
WITHOUT WORLD CUP 😂😂😂😂 🤡
Siuuuuuu 😮💨
He lifted the trophy
Messi today:
😭😭😭😭
No way Palmer has more goals (1) in international finals than Ronaldo (0). 😭
LETS ALL LAUGH AT BELLINGHAM AND ENGLAND 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Messi is lifting that trophy tomorrow. 🏆
Messi in Copa.
1 assist , 1 goal
Penaldo in Euros
1 crying moment
0 assist , 0 goals
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