Did NE1 Hear That?

Sometimes life gifts you with hysterical little moments/conversations that no one would believe... and you never want to forget. Laugh with me won't you?

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@StepheRodriguez YAAAAS! #HourlyLife

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That moment you run into the #Match date (that you cancelled on) at the gym. #Caught #OhWell

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Look. U've blu eyes & only D fabric of Ur trunks btwn U & I. My instinct is 2 mount U. So I'm gonna splash som H2O on my face. Nice meetin U

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Pool parties w/alcohol is a scenario that demands honesty AND self control. Example? Here's my answer to "how do U know the bday celebrant?"

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(HORRIBLE) PICKUP LINE: Are you Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for. #SoBadItsGreat #LowKeyMightWorkOnMe

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(When U're in a rm of gold diggers) WOMAN1:Ugh! I don't like Porsches cuz they're manual WOMAN2:That's Y U get a driver #Duh #HowDidIgetHere

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WRKR:Is this X's office? ASST:Yes WRKR:He here? ASST:You're standing IN his office WRKR: He's not at his desk ASST:Then he's not here #Duh

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WRKR1: Do you want to walk with me to get breakfast? WRKR2: No thanks. I brought a cereal bar with me this morning.

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VISITOR: Where can I find this company? GUARD: 14th flr *points to elevator* VISITOR: So up? GUARD: *tries to not laugh* For today, yes.

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GIRL1: (staring at map) Straight then right *gestures LEFT* DRIVER: What!? GRL1: Straight then right *gestures left* DRVR: We're gonna die

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GIRL1: This B- behind us needs to stop talking GIRL2: I can hear you? GRL1: You should've. I didn't whisper it GRL2: *walks away in a huff*

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GIRL1: I NEED to pee! *swaying* GIRL2: (comin out of stall) There's no toilet paper GIRL1: Nevermind (walks out) GIRL3: Don't sit next 2 her

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GUY: In my free time, I like to be a good friend. GIRL: Then you've been busy ever since we met!

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COWORKER1: I thought you were a vegetarian. COWORKER2: I am. When I have to PAY for the food. COWORKER1: So tomorrow? COWORKER2: Yep.

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COWORKER1: Did you bring lunch? ME: (proudly) Yep!

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GIRL1: "Verge" means "to verge" and "Merge" means "to merge". GIRL2: That doesn't explain ANYTHING! GIRL3: *brain implodes*

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TMW it's getting hot, take off Ur seatbelt (to take off Ur sweater), the car starts to beep at U & you defiantly tell it, "I understand".

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PASS: R we eating @McDonalds? DRVR: No. We just GPSed it & headed to the drive-thru to just stop. #StupidQuestions #HangryCasualty #RoadTrip

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When there are so many emotions... but Twitter limits you to 140 characters. #KnockFirst

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GUY:Let's try *deep grunt & waving fists* GAL:It's a ballad GUY:A *deep grunt & waving fists* ballad GAL: (sings EXACTLY the same) GUY: YES!