Convos With Sean

My husband is a goofball. And no, he doesn't mean to be funny.

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“I only married you because I’m not related to you AT ALL.”

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Me: Have you seen my yardstick?
Sean: What size?

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“These guys look like twins from another mother.”

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Sean: What's that thing where you put two things together? Er... Helping hand? Me: Hamburger Helper? Sean: Yes!

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“I wonder if anyone has every farted so hard it blew someone’s hair back.”

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"You look like a homeless person that lives in a house."

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"Let's lay in bed all day like those people in whats-his-name and the chocolate farm."

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"You can get a burger at Burger King."

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On a really hot day: "I should be a heat model."

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Re: a football player - “I don’t know how they are gonna stop this guy. He’s like a tank with his feet.”

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Sage advice for our child: “Don’t chew your nails with your feet.”

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are splitting. It’s official, Hollywood is cracked.

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After Dutch-ovening me: “I’m really glad my face faces the opposite direction as my butt.”

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“Did you know babies don’t really act in movies? They think that’s really what’s going on.”

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“You’re talking to a guy who could be a nutritionist… if I went to school and got a degree in it.”

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On accidents… “Not everyone has pooped in a toilet their WHOLE life.”

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“It’s weird how a lot of comedy is done by comedians.”

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Via text: “Nick Lachey has a new reality show out this week. BOOOOM”

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There needs to be a dirty version of Cards Against Humanity.

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Re: circumcision “I heard they are leaving more skin now. I heard is from a doctor.”