Chris Conway

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

@jmkell26 Fair point

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

I’ve spent so much time watching The Sopranos that I believe Tony’s life is going to flash before my eyes when I die.

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

The great tragedy of Bruce Springsteen’s life is that he’ll never be able to see Bruce Springsteen live. He should write a Bruce Springsteen song about that.

[Garry Shandling @GarryShandling]

I'm starting to look like Garry Shandling. I didn't see that coming.

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

Many Upper West Side parents practice the "Whole Sidewalk" theory of parenting.

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

@JimNorton Thought you might like this based on what you've been saying about the NFL's hypocrisy lately: http://t.co/vVbEBSF7AL

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

@jackmkeller @patcerone @AKBigBoy Ha! #justsawthis #maybelilyhammerwillmakehimenoughcashtoescapetheboss

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

@Steven_Hyden Diehard Boss zealot here.Want to share this recent live gem from Sting's bday if u haven't seen: http://t.co/rkiaX3pL8K

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

This Yanks team has really grown on me. I'll be genuinely disappointed if they don't get the chance to underperform in this year's playoffs.

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

EXT. ROOFTOP --NIGHT
Batman stands over Superman, GRIPPING a GLOWING green rock.
BATMAN
Argo f--k yourself

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

Finally Affleck gets to play the orphaned genius whose childhood traumas cause him to compulsively pick morally dubious fights as an adult.

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

@TWC #EnjoyBaseballBetter

[Chris Conway @ConwayChris]

No way @BillSimmons. Dear Mama is great but the Boss's "The Wish" is better. http://t.co/8YJXcaYjy3