Crisp Conwaffle

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[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

*on a date*

ya im kind of a film nerd

*back at my place*

so here's my orange VHS copy of Rugrats in Paris

[Crisp Conwaffle @ConwayChris9]

@joelow81 Some might say Joe is a little Low-nely

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@RileyABaller @BroncoSportsMBB Not the first time Riley's been curved.

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@RileyABaller @ashesandclay Yeah, she's got such a gorgeous voice, man

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@ashesandclay Fun fact, I was born the same day as Lorde.

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@RileyABaller you bet your cheeks we are

[edmPAC🎫🙆🏻‍♂️ @solovaso]

Wtf is going on at the border 😰

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@RileyABaller I gotta hear this

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@joelow81 Voyager: A Space Odyssey on Netflix. Dang near cried.

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@HunterGlaser13 "I got you some ice cream, Lieutenant Dan." "I don't want any of your god damn ice cream."

[Variant Dev @TheReclusiveGod]

Jacob please I can’t lose her again https://t.co/lw70oN67zQ

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@ashesandclay In the middle of your 5th existential crisis this week? At least that's where I'm at...

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Hey pal, you wanna take this outside? *me & the guy from the bar scoop the bug up on a napkin and set it down gently on the grass in front*

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Vince Williams really tried to snuggle with DeAndre Hopkins 😂

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@lizzi_1212 @CorkishJulia True though. It feels like half of the grade above us is engaged or married.

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@lizzi_1212 @CorkishJulia Isn't the only person married from our graduation class Amber?