CallMeMrDodge

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officially in From Zero phase

[CallMeMrDodge @ConzyWheeler]

Trying my hardest to better myself.

[CallMeMrDodge @ConzyWheeler]

I hope Faye gets a brothel scene like Kratos did, she earned it

[Toilet Paper Australia @toiletpaperaus1]

Just a reminder: when Barnaby Joyce joined One Nation, Pauline Hanson received a $100,000, 42.5% pay rise, due to One Nation getting enough MPs to be classified as a minor party.

Yesterday, she stated that she would not support a 6% raise to the minimum wage.

[Razz @Razzbowski]

Mommy wants to know what's in the FNAF 4 box

[King 🇦🇶 @ponguton]

Lo que se compra algun gordo con camioneta para ir al centro comercial

[Oscar @divno_aine]

rewatching the boys are you kidding me

[angela rubin @angelar68197975]

I’m sorry to say this, but everyone who intends voting for One Nation is a bloody idiot

She doesn’t have one policy that will help

Her policies are spurious, divisive, corrosive ineffective

All they do is feed her insatiable appetite for power & money

[CallMeMrDodge @ConzyWheeler]

@MoonbeamBoxer @sirronhale @Sksj002 @therealKripke Lmao pays for blue check mark and uses AI, holy slop

[CallMeMrDodge @ConzyWheeler]

Man I liked the boys final season, yeah some things felt a little weird or untied loose ends but also not everything in life gets tied up.

[CallMeMrDodge @ConzyWheeler]

I actually didn't think people like this existed

[Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧 @TheMuppetPastor]

If you’re so obsessed with a real life politician that you rewrite a show to make a mockery of him, and then violently and gruesomely murder him, it says a LOT more about YOU and your morals than it does about his.

[Aussie @freespeaker88]

@clowndownunder “Why do you think it’s legitimate to take away people’s free speech?"

because the lobby that owns him ordered him to, he is yet another traitor to the Australian nation

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Imagine studying your whole life to paint perfect realism scenes and then some woke shit heads hand the trophy to the one Aboriginal who got sober enough to paint something a 13 year old would stunt on—

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

We hired a 19 year old at my work and my god, it is something awful to watch this kid learn about living in the real world for the first time. I try to celebrate his wins and support him when he does a good job because you can literally see the cracks in his worldview as the days pass.

Like, I’m a cynical old bitch at 30, and I try to keep that cynicism away when I talk to him. Is this like one hundredth of what parenting is like? He likes musicals and he can afford to see his first musical this weekend. I cheered for him. He is my work son

[goma @soigomaa]

Billie Eilish had 126 million followers before speaking up against ICE a few days ago. Now she has 125. It may not seem like a lot, but loosing million because you dared to speak up about human rights violations, violations against the use of proper and legal law enforcement procedures, and asking other celebs to speak up is crazy. It’s strange how people will literally unfollow someone for SPEAKING up against abuse.

[ShiannonCorcoran💉x4 @shiannonc.bsky.social @ShiannonC]

From “I F*cking Love Australia” on Facebook:

“Karl Stefanovic sniffed a bottle of oil on national television this week and called it liquid gold.

I did the maths he refused to do.

That bottle represents a field producing 200 barrels a day. For the folks paying attention, Crisafulli's Sea Of Oil Is Smaller Than The Caltex On Parramatta Road.

Australia burns through 1.15 million barrels every single day.

That is 0.017% of our daily need. That is one suburban petrol station. That is what $500 million in exploration spending has produced.

Oh and it's not even crude oil. It's condensate. Which is the wrong product for the diesel shortage we're actually having.

There is no certified reserve estimate. Geoscience Australia hasn't assessed it. The fast-track approval pathway Crisafulli is demanding legally excludes the oil industry. And he hasn't even signed the bilateral agreement that would actually speed things up.

This is not a fuel security strategy.

This is an election strategy with a hard hat on it.

Full breakdown, every number, every fact, everything these two didn't want you to know, link in the comments.

https://t.co/I3pspALIyS

[CallMeMrDodge @ConzyWheeler]

Why are Australia senators allowed to be retarded

[Senator Matt Canavan @mattjcan]

Australia has more resources per person than any country in the world except for Saudi Arabia. Our fuel crisis is a choice, driven by Labor’s net zero obsession with the deindustrialisation of our country.

And Labor’s only solution has been to subsidise the production of oil in OTHER countries.

Instead of this madness, we MUST once again produce our own oil and guarantee our energy and national security.

More in this week's CQToday.

[stranger @strangerous10]

Albanese fires back on Sunrise after Barr repeats Barnaby Joyce’s ‘Greenies stopped drilling’ claim on the Great Aust Bight, reminds that Joyce was “Deputy PM twice” & “nothing happened.” - & the 4 refineries that closed were all under LNP, while reserves were sent “to Texas” 💥

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[g.m punk @gothamgrrls]

all hail

[Matt @MattH093]

Hey @nswpolice are you going to raid the guys home at the early hours of the morning?