Pa

[Pa @Coobeansbro]

My friends call me Pa, but you can call me Daddy.

[Pa @Coobeansbro]

I’m back

[Strombone @strombone1]

Retirement has been great so far. Currently at a dance competition in Disney world. I get to sit and watch dance for 6 hours straight. 🆘 After that we get to go to the park and stand in line for hours 🆘🆘in the blistering heat and humidity 🆘🆘to go on a 2 min ride🆘HELP!🆘🆘🆘

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

Mormons aren't so much different from you or I. For instance:

1. I have also only read 1 book

[Michael Scott Moore @MichaelSctMoore]

Somali pirates gave me toothpaste & soap.

[Cel-Ray Enjoyer @garbagexhuman]

Simple Answer: The US government incentivized increased dairy production to feed soldiers in WWII, and then faced with a surplus of milk, made up lies about how it’s good for us and forced schools to give it to children.

[Days of Y'Orr @DaysofYOrr]

Stanley Cup loser should have to eat these on center ice.

[adam22 @adam22]

This is horrific. disgusting and uncalled for

[NHL @NHL]

Enjoy every moment of this, Laila! 💙 #StanleyCup

[Pa @Coobeansbro]

@CFIL11 Bruins played like trash all series, they didn’t deserve to hoist the cup

[Ryan Johnston @Johnston985]

I'm thinking of scheduling a root canal for tomorrow to make me feel better than the last 2.5 hours.

[Days of Y'Orr @DaysofYOrr]

im just drunk and sad now

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

why don't people know about libraries

[Days of Y'Orr @DaysofYOrr]

SO WE HAVE UNCALLED HOOKING CALLS.

UNCALLED ELBOWS.

ARE WE CALLING ANYTHING OTHER THAN LOVE TAPS TO JORDAN BINNINGTON?!

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

One of my favorite weird bits of trivia is that the slogan "in god we trust" was only added to US currency in 1864. The original u.s coin slogan was "mind your business." And that is a better slogan.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me, at 15 with entirely average problems and supportive parents, texting a girl at 2am: idk maybe I'm too fucked up to deserve love :/

[Days of Y'Orr @DaysofYOrr]

WIN THE THIRD PERIOD.

TAKE THE GAME WINNING PUCK AND SHOVE IT UP JOHN HAMM'S HAMS

[Ty Anderson @_TyAnderson]

Celtics legend Shaquille O’Neal