Moogie!

[litquidity @litcapital]

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[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Hope everyone has a very, very tight weekend. Please, if you can, try your best to be an Agent of Stoke. A Prince of Pump. Shit rules. Even if things may be feeling kinda lame. Get stoked. Chill. Let go of the BS if it comes for you and tries to lay claim upon your peace.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

it's not easy to mentally dominate a bald man. they are quite formidable, of this there can be little doubt. however, there is a technique, but I implore you to only utilize it when absolutely necessary: Call him bald

[muh-rye-uh @archivalriah]

nigga horses don’t stop they keep going

[𑂱 @ycrisX]

Chile is the only country that launched an Among us Nugget into space

[Moogie! @CoochieClansman]

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[amon @amondatta]

hold up bruh im getting a foamcall

[Jose @Glick_Owens]

Me and my dad that one summmer where I landscaped with him

[Jody A. Noriega🔨🦍 @DVDJXX]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- your instagram drip
- how many baddies you’re seen with
- your hairline
- if you was a bucket

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

DOW UP NOW

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

What if trump got shot in the belt buckle and his pants fell down and he was thick as fuck and his shit was jiggling with hella recoil… just a thought

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

Guys you need to just get whole milk. The government lied to you. Your parents didn't know any better--it's not their fault. But you need to drink whole milk now.

[Billy 🏈 @Billyhottakes]

Beer was warm, walked to truck to buy ice, heavens opened up and started hailing hard, put truck undercover to prevent hail damage + couldn’t go to store. Realized the universe delivered ice straight to me. July 4th week miracle.
This is my version of the Chinese Farmer Proverb.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is how closely boomers will be watching their 401k while simultaneously wiring $50,000 to indian guys from “the microsoft medicare department”

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Yelling “AND ONE” When she gives you a little teeth but you still finish

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

I was so ridiculously deep in my bag last night I can’t believe I got unmatched