Cooky

[Paul Lennon 🌴 @Lenlfc]

No. You’re the one making people unhappy, you insufferable cunt.

[Cjh @cjhhhh21]

Something has to break in this country soon, abysmal wages, living costs sky rocketing every few month, tax/NI increases stopping growth, mass unemployment and millions on the sick with thousands of illegals rocking up every week, no wonder young people are leaving in droves

[Cooky @CookCameron_]

@alfiewi @AleksCooling @Chelsea_spares @ChelseaTickets2 Still got it mate?

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

We were told that our pension age was increasing to 67yrs because it was no longer sustainable & yet these same people are now paying out £billions to people that have not paid a penny into this country.

If that’s not bad enough they expect us to now find even more money in the next budget because they’ve got no money left.

How does this Government not understand why this is so wrong on so many levels & that we are not happy with this.

It’s time that this government listened to the people & start putting us first for a change.

These politicians couldn’t care less about the people they govern because they are only in it for themselves.

It’s time this government were made accountable for what they are doing.

[Aleksandra Huk @HukAleksandra]

Me: I earn £100k
HMRC: That’s nice, we’ll take £45k

Me: I bought a car
HMRC: VAT applied

Me: I want to gift my kid £5k
HMRC: Taxed

Me: I made money from crypto
HMRC: You mean we made money

Me: I made £50 profit on Vinted
HMRC: That’s income. Tax it

Me: I bought a house
HMRC: Stamp duty please

Me: I want to retire
HMRC: Pay tax on your pension

[J @JMHLtr]

RIP big man

[h a r v e y 🦢 @scfcharvey]

Désiré Doué this, Désiré Doué that.

Lamine Yamal this, Lamine Yamal that.

I just miss my starboy 💫

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

EUROPEAN WINNERS!!! 🏆

[Manpreet 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ManpreetPTFC_V5]

Hope Faisal ‘Manjdog’ Manji is having a good day where ever he is

[Cooky @CookCameron_]

@JackBates97

[Cooky @CookCameron_]

Come on the Nuke🚀

[Cooky @CookCameron_]

🥶🥶🥶🥶

[Cooky @CookCameron_]

@Carra23 Shut up carra you biff

[Speedline @speedlinexx]

Cole Palmer is fu&king Insane. How can you score with a rocket like that 🚀🚀🚀

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Imagine being a dog and your owner posts about how scared you are of fireworks. What if the fellas see it

[leveragedchimp @leveragedchimp]

football sesh 1 time a week is the solution to the male mental health epidemic

[Cooky @CookCameron_]

Super Tommy

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Thomas Tuchel has completed the agreement to become new England manager.

Terms agreed, contract set to be signed with an official statement expected soon.

Tuchel opened doors to England job in July and it’s now a done deal, as @TimesSport reported.

Here we go ✨

[Marf @MarfKRO]

Called their town a shit hole, dropped a hattrick on them then laughed through the apology. Fair fucking play

[Cooky @CookCameron_]

RIP king

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Jack Karlson, the man who had the funniest arrest ever, has died. He deserves a statue.

Long live this legend.