Christian Cook

making the most of the moment

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

adding ‘slept on the detroit airport floor after the flight to paris was cancelled due to a snowstorm and all of the hotels were booked’ to my resume

[Matt Butler @Matt_C_Butler]

Reckless driving dropped 90% where traffic calming measures were added in College Hill, data shows

https://t.co/CY2utYb5CI

Thanks to @nswartsell for his coverage on our work in College Hill. Learn about the College Hill Traffic Calming Project 1/18 6:30pm at Esoteric Brewing.

[𝘽𝙧𝙮𝙣𝙣 @bdebone2]

This is bleak, we killed the inexpensive domestic sedan and doubled pedestrian fatalities in a decade. Eliminating 30 years of progress on pedestrian safety.

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

Oh the things I’d love to tell me a year ago

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

imagine giving a pilgrim mountain dew, i think their internal organs would stop functioning within 5-10 minutes

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

the way lana del rey has me yelling “LAKE PLACID!” in my head 24/7

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

you eat one banana pepper and the rest of the day you still taste it

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

being the first employee to show up in the office is so peaceful- just the sound of my breathing, the low hum of the HVAC system, and the loudest keyboard and mouse known to mankind

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

@caliibear never enough pictures of squirrel 🥺

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

@jsullivannyc @ebecker33444 @the_transit_guy Union terminal in cincinnati, ohio!

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

@caliibear ALWAYS TYPING FOR SO LONG 😭😭😭😭

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

@caliibear it’s giving when the psychiatrist doesn’t make eye contact when you tell them something 😭😭

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

@rothnoah 🦇

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

just want to clarify i do not endorse left lane driving but i also do not endorse switching lanes on that bridge 😭

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

pov: you’re driving on the Brent Spence Bridge at approximately 7:30am today and you’re in the left lane and not close to any car surprisingly and then out of nowhere a giant tarp/plastic wrap tumbleweed-like object is luckily avoided by swerving into the next lane

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

why is my downstairs neighbor playing the absolute loudest sounds at 1:25 am with the bass turned all the way up😭 0% chance of sleep until this ends 😢

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

perks of a corner top floor 1890’s apartment in the winter when it’s -2°F outside 🤩 the heat has been on ALL day 😭 only in one room luckily

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

the creation and the modern day use of the Imperial Measurement System will always confuse me

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

is it just me or do people multiply towards the end of the year? i feel like i’ve never waited in line for anything in february 😭

[Christian Cook @CookChristian_]

@caliibear yes absolutely! she is very talented 🤩