David Katz

The Garden State.

[David Katz @CookDavidKatz]

@ArtAntSpi @Michele_Tafoya @voguemagazine You’re a bot 🤖

[David Katz @CookDavidKatz]

@ArtAntSpi @Michele_Tafoya @voguemagazine It proves you only have but 20 other dumb dumbs interested in seeing what your dumb a$$ has to say! MAGA nonsense.

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@ArtAntSpi @Michele_Tafoya @voguemagazine Wow, thank you only have 20 followers 😂

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@mnmom2two @Michele_Tafoya @voguemagazine Kinda like how we had a reality TV star for a President? Who paid off pornstars to be quiet.

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@hwinkler4real Nice sneakers!

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@maxkellerman Yeah…the Giants suck Max.

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Toy Gym. Should be shutdown.

[Sulem 🇲🇽 Urbina @SulemUrbina]

Disgusting!

[David Katz @CookDavidKatz]

@randyhollowaysd @tonyposnanski Ricky, Dayne, LT are my top 3. Faulk rounds out the Mt. Rushmore.

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@kayleighmcenany Ugly af. So is the baby.

[David Katz @CookDavidKatz]

Imagine being able to just get a coffee at a @Starbucks without waiting 15 minutes and watching 7 employees trip over each other.

[David Katz @CookDavidKatz]

@TheLeoTerrell Looks like a couple m0r0ns to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[David Katz @CookDavidKatz]

@MLBNetwork Cards beat the Rays in the World Series 😱

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@tonyposnanski Love

[Lynn @lynnalexandria]

Telling a stranger all your passwords so he can 'make your accounts secure' #BadVegan

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@PaulMalignaggi Who cares

[David Katz @CookDavidKatz]

@DanaAndJulia Yes. You are.

[David Katz @CookDavidKatz]

@CoachJeffLeach Tell Jack McKeon and the ‘03 Marlins that 🤷🏻‍♂️

[KPMoore @KPMoore8]

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She never showed up. That's when I knew we weren't going to work out! 🤣🤣

[KPMoore @KPMoore8]

Doctor: Okay, you test results are in. You have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Me: Is it rare?
Doctor: It's not unusual! 😂😂

[David Katz @CookDavidKatz]

@DanaAndJulia Don’t believe you