One of many Rohits

Gourmet, chef, colossal cynic, non-mincer of words, seeker of truth (it's out there), Classic Rock-er, Daft Punk-er, Goan uncle, tweets mostly rants

[Saral Vyangya @SaralVyangya]

इथेनॉल पर नितिन गडकरी की जो क्लास लगाई है,

मैं तो अजीत भारती का फैन हो गया हूँ 👍

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@volklub The problem is real. Mom's late 2022 Renault Kwid is seizing. Checked the manual. E10 compatible. She has been filling up E20 all this time! Will talk to Renault and see what they have to say.

[Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳 @tehseenp]

My dearest SM fam, please give me 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝟏𝟒 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 #𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐦 ! I have answered every question wrt to this ill-conceived Ethanol blending policy or as we call it Nitin Gadkari ji's 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐇𝐀𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐉𝐍𝐀!!

https://t.co/HDm4IofGc5

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@TopDriverIndia it is clear from the comments that almost every driver in this country has no clue on how to turn at an intersection.

[Deadly Kalesh @Deadlykalesh]

Bike–Mahindra Thar collision: Who’s at fault here? | Kharadi, Pune
Dashcam footage: At a Kharadi intersection in Pune, a speeding biker collided with a Thar while crossing.
Impact suggests the rider approached too fast to react in time, but final fault depends on signal/right-of-way at the junction.
(Share your view 👇)

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@TopDriverIndia @narayanb Easy. Just like in Singapore, they are well paid and they are held accountable when things go awry

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@ushrit2020 You forgot one thing, building statues

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@TopDriverIndia Oh yeah. I should show you my dashcam footage of any T junction. Not a single person knows how to turn right. I'm sure if I spent long enough I might encounter one other person who turns correctly. Out of 100s, maybe 1000s. Can't even get angry anymore. Just laugh at the chaos

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@TopDriverIndia We would have to create a new game theory for behavioural nudges to even make a dent. As an engineer, you should've recognised by now that there are no winning odds. As a human, you have seen the lack of empathy. Need: 3 gens of rule-abiders. We have 3 gens of rule-breakers

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@rediffcricket @prempanicker "... system that rewards short-term thinking and political alignment over imagination and rigour" - why Shami and Sarfaraz (probably Siraj next) are invisible to selectors. Probably the deeper reason Virat and Rohit quit (while they were ahead). That SKY interview spoke volumes.

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@volklub @AarizRizvi But that cabin though. I've driven almost 1000km in Portugal in a rented VW taigo. Similar C-SUV. Of course, roads are fantastic. But missed the comfort of my 2yo venue: ride, suspension, heck, even the sound insulation. Could just be an older, abused rental...

[The Wire @thewire_in]

#Humour | Tellin’ You Lies

With Apologies to the Bee Gees

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@tanveshsawant @nkrishnantweets @buntyverse You and what army? Betalbatim is thug land.

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@tanveshsawant @nkrishnantweets @buntyverse As goan as they come. Yeah, right. The last time we said something they threatened to beat us up. I've seen kids throw food wrappers and their parents get defensive when you ask if this is what they teach their kids. Goans. And I know the colva cops. The most useless.

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@tanveshsawant @nkrishnantweets @buntyverse Come to betalbatim on any day and you will see Goans drinking, eating and trashing the beach. And if you say anything, they either pretend they are deaf/dumb, deny, or fight with you. Most of them are underage and drive/ride off drunk.

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@volklub Just walk around the site. Observe the panels they use around the site. They are designed to neutralize pollutants from the construction process. Some buildings under renovation even have projections on these panels to show what it will look like.

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@volklub @HondaCarIndia Old delorean vibes, don't you think?

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@volklub Nothing is mediocre. Everything works. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Japan is the only country in the world that makes you feel so inferior, but simultaneously so welcome. They don't lord their progress over you, but are so kind and hospitable, showing great empathy

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@Vijay3705 @volklub They have good looking vehicles. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[One of many Rohits @CookEatPoopRept]

@Vishwash__ @volklub No body roll with the sky activ chassis.