Cook Not A Chef

PhD in Reality TV studies 📺 Just making a mountain out of a hole mill one tweet at a time

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#booksmart was just OK.. 96%!?!? 🍅Absolutely not

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@korinnekelli Yes

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@sherryphall Sherry, don’t start.

[Carmelo Perez @jascarmelo]

meredith marks vindicated, once again #rhoslc

[Lucy on the Ground @lucyontheg]

Y’all better put some RESPECT on Heather Gay’s name — this is GAME OF THRONES LEVEL SHIT. And then to plan a dinner to expose her?!? ALL HAIL QUEEN OF THE SALT LAKES #RHOSLC

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To me it’s giving “can you redesign my moms wedding dress for my rehearsal dinner” but your mom is Judge judy and it’s her robe. Just missing a clutch gavel 🔥👩🏻‍⚖️ #RHONY #rhonyreunion

[Milky @pearllmilktea]

Aint no way Netflix got us waiting for almost an hour like booboo the fool. I’m taking this personal. No more password sharing, subscription price goes up, not enough content to enjoy, and now this. Netflix is holding me emotionally hostage!!!!!! #loveisblind

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Y’all are so exhausting. You DEMAND that Kyle admit to using Ozempic, then condemn @DoloresCatania for being honest-like you don’t all know someone in real life on it 🙄 #teamdolores

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@bronte0112 @cher @eromigwrites ??? Are you ok? She just reposted a dudes pic wtf

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Within 5 min of @AHSNYCFX there’s a medical examiner touching a severed rotted head with bare hands.. Ryan Murphy

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@TheRHPolls @GarcelleB @BravoTV @Andy Center diamond material

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@bravoist And should

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@avizastyle @BravoTV And apparently not wearing her contacts

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The other side of Diana Jenkins #RHOBHReunion zoom call.

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@La_Petty_Mort @bitchybybravo Idk Kyle is not innocent. It always takes 2 to tango. And I get what she meant about stealing her GD house. Kim’s child acting career paid their moms bills so it’s really Kims house. Not 1/3 Kim’s house.

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@Ahinz425 Booooo go home

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On repeat. See you tonight @thatonequeen

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@KateCasey She looks.. like she’s on prednisone

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Brandi’s nails look like she’s been to war 😂 @BrandiGlanville what happened in that house, girl!? I guess carrying the show on your back causes some wear and tear 💅🏼 #RHUGT #RHUGT2

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@KyleRichards new tagline idea for you -“in a town full of phonies, I’m the Mayor”