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Proud owner of a wireless Mercedes Benz charger

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

I've never seen the girl in the Wendy's commercial actually eat the food

[nba shady facts and updates @spursremix]

if he dies just keep playing @spurs @nyknicks

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@iamno1s2hold He is a recovering crack addict that has now found a new addiction- it’s apparently called shit posting.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[PatchFox @PatchF0x]

My mayor is Muslim
My bagels are Jewish
My Christian is Dior
AND IT'S KNICKS IN FUCKING FOUR

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Over four paragraphs for the gorilla

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Daddy Drinktix @ocalypse_]

Bro lets his 95 year old grandma rot in a house she can’t afford with $10k a year and this is somehow our fault.

[𝕭𝖆𝖒 𝕾𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓 @BamSullivan]

Can't raise minimum wage because it will kill jobs.

Can't raise taxes on the bourgeoisie class because it will kill jobs.

Can't ditch oil because it will kill jobs.

But when these companies replace 50% of their workforce with AI, it's "sorry, that's just the way it goes."

[Paxton🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🔻 @EvenMorePaxton]

Been pissing myself at the idea this is how Chris Kyle actually died but it was just too embarrassing so they said it was a mental health assassin

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

For the first time in the history of the Great City of New York, its Mayor names and remembers the Nakba. And I get to be alive to see it.

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

There's a bit in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (written in 1979) where the heroes come upon an intergalactic flight has been grounded for thousands of years.

Its automated systems told it not to launch until it was fully stocked up with lemon-soaked paper napkins, for the comfort of its passengers. But the surrounding civilization collapsed, and the napkins never arrived.

Consequently it put all the passengers into hibernation (waking them once every few hundred years for coffee and biscuits) until such time as another civilization might arise, and restock its lemon-soaked paper napkins.

The Guide is a more accurate and prophetic account of modernity than most Very Serious Science Fiction writers could dream of creating.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit.

Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero.

We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people.

We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing.

Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run.

That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be alive on May 15, 2026, when I set off the global pandemic which shall come to be referred to by the struggling, tormented survivors as "The Event".

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

never deleting this app

[Grand Regent Villager @localArchy]

increase the file size fuck face

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

RIGHT ON CUE

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[Jacqualine ❤️ @JaeHasABlackJob]

May he win it all! Bring Workday to their knees!