Cooked By Drew

Don’t take anything I say seriously

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

Big bitches LOVE Honda Fits.

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

I love nothing more than mogging other people who are wearing suits.

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

TSA is a bunch of low IQ faggots

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

Requirements of being a TSA employee:

IQ under 10

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

I don’t take advice from people less successful than me.

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

Update: I’m him dawg.

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

We hate minorities. #SuperBowlLX

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

Mmmhmmm cake

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

Sorry, you can’t have your cake & eat it too.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

"Energy is the true currency. Bitcoin is based on energy." - @ElonMusk

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

That’s it. TD Bank is full of a bunch of fucking morons.

[Jake The BTC Snake @jaketheBTCsnake]

@RugpullRitch @RugpullRitch @Cookedbydrew @Lowes

https://t.co/QhbdLxtGC7

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[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

Double it and give it to the next person.

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

Get real.

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

A woman that doesn’t have self respect is actually the most unattractive thing in this world.

[Crypto Ritch @RugpullRitch]

Ugly girls be ruining the view

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

My $ZEC is now worth $112,000.

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

I just bought $100,000 of $ZEC

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

Time to be bearish.

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

New money, I found the fountain of youth.

I'm headed to Miami to fuck up the Fontaine Bleu.

[Cooked By Drew @Cookedbydrew]

If your cat snores, you’re poor.