Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc)

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[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

Want to earn free money? Did you know you can legit get FREE MONEY from @PastelAlpha

For every referral you get to sign up for Pastel, you get free $60, no limit to your earnings

Starting to see people come back into the space now that trading has been HOT, as well as a lot of newcomers

Now is the easiest time ever to onboard people

I'll give a free month and $200 to someone random who comments and retweets this tweet as well

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

I didn’t hit $UFD back then but that time, the vibes were immaculate

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

I love how every comment under this is just straight AI slop

[orangie @orangie]

I’ll pay $200 to whoever can make this same thing but the best one for onchain specifically based on today’s market

I’ll pick a winner before bed tonight

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

Vibes so bad people just make fun of each others thesis on trades

Social trading

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

I love how people freaked out over a Elon follow

Like the follow meant anything, yall were banking on him to shill the coin or smth LMAO

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

@rasmr_eth @JensenHuang why is it celebs be dating like 25 year olds at that age but CEOs be cracking 50 year olds LMAO

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

Brother what are doing @JensenHuang

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

@0xTeach_ ok and lmfao

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

More like this

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

You would think as a billionaire you could get the baddest of the bad of your choice

Instead bro goes for a married 48 year old

Bro ruined the ports of millions for what exactly 😭

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

@Evan_ss6 Of all the things to hold lmfao

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

3 things need to happen in order for onchain-mania to occur again (why am I writing this? not sure not like anybody will make use of it tbh lmfao)

1. There needs to be multiple runners in a day, if there is only 1 from time to time or 1 a day it doesn't really spark confidence across the board. People need to feel like they can hit any kind of narrative/meme. Infrequency of runner coins will feel to the masses inorganic/forced/crime/coordinated/whatever sidelined term you want to use. Can they all be coordinated/bundled/crime? Yes of course. But so long as there's enough frequency it ensures any "random" person can hit them and not just "KOLs".

2. KOLs need to be paid. Sounds kinda counter intuitive to the first statement but in reality if a market is good enough to pay KOLs then the market is healthy enough where teams think they can get enough of a return on their payments. "Of course you're saying this as a KOL", maybe that's how you want to see it, but I like to think of it as a gauge on how healthy onchain is. For those who were here back during the times where so many projects were raising seed rounds and doing presales. Notice how those don't exist no more? Because the health of the market isn't high enough for those to thrive.

3. There needs to be incentives to trade. Novelty and edge needs to be present. It doesn't necessarily need to be something big and special. Simply putting in more time during the week can be an edge. As much as we hate pvp and launchpad wars and drama etc. that also in itself creates edges. Callout rewards were a good step in the right direction from the pump team, I expect to see more incentives coming from different platforms evolving from just airdrops and fee reduction in 2027.

Shower thoughts, you can disagree or agree doesn't really matter, not looking to have a long winded argument with anyone, just some things I've been thinking about.

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

Yall overreact to everything

This is exactly how onboarding should go

If you think about it his friends bundle likely was mega unsophisticated and prob sold early 😭

[ChainChomp131 @ChainChomp131]

Look, I’m not hacked, and I don’t believe in a lot of things that people think I do. It’s just that things can get pretty hectic when getting ideas from friends.

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

@Evan_ss6 i see u posting this so often are you referring to solana:7M3gDRgozcumFsiTeXwjB8cYxpg7Q9R7rH7rkw2Fpump

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

@Evan_ss6 brother 😭 lmfaoooo

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

We stay grinding @PastelAlpha @shufflecom

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

It's actually insane onboarding if you think about it if Elon's son @ChainChomp131 is on @PumpfunEco, it means the people's choice app to trade and choice launchpad

I can see other people following suit in the future

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

AI could not recreate this level of autism

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

@Rokeeccc I just outlined that

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

Can someone explain to me why people hate Proxima so much?

Like I understand it can bundle launches and mask a bundle or whatever but doesn’t every launch pretty much do that already?

Or does it do other things like market make a chart or something different that everyone hates?

Or is hating it just cool like hating Nickelback

[Cooker.hl | 版本之子 | (Theo Arc) @CookerFlips]

@ThinkingUSD @SoskaKyle LMAO