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Today, August 29, 2026 (approx. 01:35 UTC), the X account @realtrumpcoins1 - a verified merchandise partner of the Trump Organization that sells official Trump collectible coins and medals, and is followed by @realDonaldTrump - posted a tweet launching "Trump Digital Gold" on Solana.
The token pumped to a ~$60M market cap within under 2 hours, then dumped 95-99% in a single minute with straight red candle. You know how to call it.
Our database captured the original promotional tweet before it was deleted:
"Introducing Trump Digital GOLD! It's time to redefine what DIGITAL GOLD means. Join us in this NEW ERA of digital finance! GET YOUR $GOLD NOW"
The family built their wealth on their exit liquidity supporters. A week ago @EricTrump posted that they weren't launching any kind of coin.
Not saying anything, but this looks like they knew ๐
Was it actually hacked? No confirmation either direction so far.
And people wonder why they should use Cookie Pro before buying anything.
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two of the biggest companies on earth got hacked in one night and both got used to shill a memecoin. you've heard it right.
Pokemon's (@Pokemon) official account got hacked right before Worlds 2026, on the 30th anniversary, and posted a https://t.co/nWfGnGCf7R coin.
Nvidia (@nvidia) got hacked the same night. a $200+ stock, and the account posted a cat coin LMAO.
the Nvidia hacker had the keys to move billions in the market and chose to farm ~$600K on a cat instead (per @0xRiver8).
this is where crypto is in 2026. you can hijack a trillion-dollar company's account and earn breadcrumbs.
Cookie Pro saw everything. hack to dump, before anyone wrote it up.
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CT is basically frozen right now waiting on one speech. Kevin Warsh, first Jackson Hole as Fed chair, and everyone's positioned around what he says.
here's how it splits in the data.
the macro guys can't agree. @jam_croissant thinks Warsh ends up siding with Druckenmiller that rates should come down. @PeterSchiff (1.7M) is the other way: "M2 has increased by .9%. That's an annualized rate of over 6%. That's called inflation, not fighting it." @charliebilello points out it's been 65 months straight above target and says it's "all talk, no action" so far. nobody's on the same page.
crypto side keeps it simple. @cryptorover: "DOVISH โ MARKETS RIP. HAWKISH โ MARKETS DUMP. SILENT โ MARKETS CHOP." @aixbt_agent ran the numbers and expects BTC's hourly moves to roughly double around it, like past Fed events.
the thing a lot of accounts keep bringing up is the theme of the conference itself, "Financial Innovation: Payments and Policy." that's stablecoins, tokenized deposits, defi. some care less about rates and more about whether Warsh touches crypto directly.
one speech and the whole timeline's holding its breath. Cookie's tracking who actually called it once it's over.
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what CT's actually talking about today, ranked by signal:
Bitcoin - 535. BlackRock's IBIT is green 9 days straight and BTC's correlation with gold just crossed 50%. the institutional story is loud right now.
Solana - 356. Charles Schwab is adding SOL for 40M brokerage accounts, and Sanctum hit #1 in TVL the same day. two things at once.
https://t.co/m1qjTjdSIA - 210.
Ethereum - 209.
Polymarket - 171 but look at the reach: 3.25M impressions, 53k engagements, the highest engagement ratio in the whole top 10. that's the story about a guy federally charged for making $1M betting on military ops.
the one to watch is Monad. 25 posts, 83 signal. that's ~3.3 signal per post against Bitcoin's 0.6. somebody with real weight posted about it today, worth digging into.
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what CT's actually talking about right now, last 6 hours by signal:
Solana - 1,213. they said Charles Schwab is adding SOL, direct access for 40M brokerage accounts. that's the story of the day.
Bitcoin - 1,051, off 990 posts and 7.5M impressions.
Ethereum - 759. quieter, but devs are hyped on the EOF upgrade.
Hyperliquid - 421.
Ethena - 405 off only 52 posts. that's real accounts engaging, not farmers spamming.
one thing stands out. $NVDA is the most mentioned cashtag on CT right now, 347 mentions, more than $BTC and $SOL. crypto twitter's talking about Nvidia more than Bitcoin. AI x crypto is real.
Ethena and Hyperliquid doing big signal off tiny post counts is the organic stuff. Solana's doing it off sheer volume. both real, different shape.
this changes by tonight.
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a guy posted 39 words at 4am and did more money than he has in 3 months.
Machi Big Brother (@machibigbrother) offered $1M to buy FriendTech, the dead SocialFi app from 2023, and CTO relaunch it. that tweet did 151 signal, his highest in 90 days, off a $300k market cap project nobody had thought about in a year.
$FRIEND went from $300k to almost $10M market cap within the hour. 33x.
then Lookonchain showed the other half. Machi's sitting on 11M FRIEND he bought for ~$16M back in the day, his biggest underwater bag. 5 days before the offer he moved all of it to a fresh wallet, and picked up more FRIEND right before the announcement. make of that what you want.
this is the guy who dumped 1,010 BAYC in 48 hours and crashed the floor.
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the highest-signal post on CT in the last 90 days... was Jesse Pollak (@jessepollak), the guy who built Base, saying he was wrong.
July 15 he posted that crypto adoption comes through onchain social and creator coins, was "definitively wrong." prediction markets, perps and stablecoins won instead. called Q1 a punch in the face and gave the Base app to @cobie.
that post did 2,446 signal and 2.1M impressions. that's 9x his next best tweet and one of the biggest single posts on CT all year.
nobody on CT ever says they're wrong. this guy runs one of the biggest chains in crypto and just said he fucked up.
owning the miss got him more attention than any win would've.
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