Cookies + Sangria

passing notes to our internet BFFs.

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F it let’s bring back Marv #BuffaloBills

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When I was about 7 I learned that it absolutely SLAYED with teachers and moms if I mispronounced it as “immaculate complexion” thank you so much

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It’s late November and if you got a new winter coat I’m going to need you to make sure you cut that vent stitch

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I willfully accept that Shiz is full of witches and donkey men and munchkins but I can not get my head around it being a college full of students in their 30s

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There’s one particular wig in gilded age that I hate so much. It’s straight out of meet me in St. Louis or hello dolly. You know the one.

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Sometimes when I’m sad I ask ChatGPT to make an action figure of myself crying with accessories like Kleenex and a remote. This is the only satisfying use of AI I’ve found (and it is very satisfying).

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Happy Tony/NBA Finals Sunday to the 5 of us who celebrate both

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Jesus Christ Is Risen Today is the Star Spangled Banner of hymns because what do you mean we’re all going for a high E

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The amount of times and ways the tax form asks if you’re from Yonkers I’m starting to wonder if i DO live in Yonkers

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The paint colors they sell at Ollies are called “community beige” and “urban bird tan” and I’ve thought about it all day long.

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So we all on instagram reels watching TikToks from 3-8 weeks ago?

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Josh Allen drop your hair growth routine

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It’s always Muppets this, Snoopy that, but nobody’s willing to talk about GARFIELD’S perfect Christmas special

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(My dad and uncles are deer hunting dudes I know from whence I speak)

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I am one coat into painting my office dark green after stripping/ refinishing the woodwork. I WANT it to give Ralph Lauren, Edwardian study, mossy cottage but I FEAR it gives deer hunting dude’s tv room with guns on the wall 😭

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(Watching in good faith. Think it will be cute. Laura Osnes plays Beth and I hope she sings)

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I will watch anything Little Women related. Found A Little Women Christmas on tv and felt like they are all styled like Evangelical Instagram influencers. Then realized I was on the Christian channel so yes. They are.

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Dog blankets, dog cooler, dog doormat, dog mug — please note that you do not see me buying these things for myself thanks!!

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I wish people understood that I have dogs but I don’t want gifts with dogs on them (and other thoughts preoccupying my night so I don’t think about the election )

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Lady Gaga’s performance has the energy of a musical performance on a Mary Kate and Ashley VHS and no I can’t elaborate #OlympicGames #OpeningCeremony