Jonathan Cook

I'm kinda tall with hair & I wear t-shirts...sometimes. I have a beard. My friends call me Jon, Cookie, Jonathan, or Shalom.
I work in a hospital! 🩻🧲

[Jonathan Cook @Cookieshalom44]

@DK_turmoil
Happy 1st Anniversary to this Deadspin story!!! #dkps

https://t.co/i7UdOP1oF5

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

PCA WITH THE PLAY OF YEAR OH MY GOD

[celebs files @celebsfiles]

madelyn cline is so hottest

[George Kittle @gkittle46]

@DMRussini Your source is incorrect

[Alexander Zoltan @AmazingZoltan]

CBC: "Oh, you killed 16 people? A fifth chance at avoiding deportation is more than appropriate."

ALSO THE CBC: "Oh, you were falsely accused of sexual assault? No fresh start for you."

[Bryce Adams 💋 @FitBryceAdams]

He got two tips today, I guess 😅

[Why women get Ls @ywomendeservles]

Downgrade

[VickyLaVikinga @Vickyvikinga79]

No entiendo por qué las mujeres no cobran lo mismo que los hombres

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Everything is better with Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

The driver:
"Why?"

The passenger:
"Music is haram."

The driver:
"Why is music haram?"

The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."

The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."

😂🤭😂

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

😂😂😂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I hate this headline

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

A Democrat in DC says she hates she’s forced to admit the Reflecting Pool now looks good.

“I thought it was a stupid idea to paint the Reflecting Pool, but it looks really good. It makes the reflection look extraordinarily prominent in a way it did not before, and I hate that.”

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

Former CBS News anchor Katie Couric says "I don't think that Bari Weiss had any choice" but to fire Scott Pelley after his "tirade" against 60 Minutes' new producer

"It's a classic definition of insubordination"

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 OMG. Secretary Bessent just BRUTALLY EMBARRASSED this RUDE Democrat congressman

LARSON (D): Are you in favor of eliminating the gas tax?!

BESSENT: We have moved to—

LARSON: —Are you IN FAVOR of ELIMINATING the gas tax?! Answer!

BESSENT: Well if I'm NOT INTERRUPTED I CAN!

LARSON: I'm waiting for your answer!

BESSENT: We ASKED CONGRESS to eliminate the gas tax. That's done through statute.

*Pause*

LARSON: ...you moved that? You're in favor of eliminating the gas tax?

BESSENT: We have ASKED for that.

LARSON: You're in favor to eliminate the gas tax?

BESSENT: AGAIN, the White House ASKED for it.

LARSON: They have?! Why isn't it before the committee for a vote?

BESSENT: I don't run the agenda. 😂💀

Clueless dolt!

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SMOKES: Scott Bessent is embarrassing all of these Democrats by showing how low their IQ is

“WHY are you bringing up USAID with me? Why? What does that have to do with me? USAID, I do NOT oversee”

MIC DROP 🔥

[Zeducation @ZeducationYT]

😂

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Same pool. Different president. Different results.