Simp of 2021

I’m a simp for pussy and crack

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING NEWS: Body found where Gabby Petito search is underway in Wyoming, no confirmation of identity https://t.co/Lps6sGmO1R

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@DaRealMiniToon @Roblox okay so i tried renewing my server on roblox which cost me 100 robux and my server didn’t get renewed and said my payment failed tho i lost 100 robux either way on the PIGGY game, can you refund me my roblox or??

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

i got a 93 on my final.

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

if i fail this final imma sell my pussy on the side of the road for a bts meal, #girlboss

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@DaRealMiniToon my pages for book 2 deleted. i had all of chapter 4 and 5 and 5/6 for chapter 6 and it deleted. can you fix this because this isn’t the first time it has happened.

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

got my pussy payment 😍

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@McDonalds i’m selling my pussy for y’all’s bts meal, DM me

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

teach said we forgot to put the sticker on the car and the costumer found out but he wasn’t to upset. let’s say i bribed him with this gawk gawk to not make him yell at me over it, but unfortunately he’s a head pusher.

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

got my ass kicked.

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@DaRealMiniToon @Anareloux hey so i completed all maps, got the bad and good ending for plant, went to city in player n bot, and got the bad ending again on plant getting the true ending badge, but no mr p skin, how come?

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@KaitMarieox omg wow! you’re so smart never realized that a clump of cells that can not feel shit could be so horrificly ‘murdered’! it’s almost as if.. get this, it’s not your body!! oh my goodness!

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@KaitMarieox your skin color isn’t oppressed babe, but that skid mark on your my little pony underwear needs to be checked out!

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@KaitMarieox omg how surprising that it’s a choice and not forced upon you right?!

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@KaitMarieox why the fuck does everything have to be so political with you? literally feel very loved being mentioned in your happy mother’s day. you really are obsessed with us aren’t you?

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@KaitMarieox think you forgot about this one too, it’s an amazing photo

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@KaitMarieox aww baby don’t think we wanna see ur white supremacists, pant shitting, skid mark pussy, republican face again 😍😍

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@TexBrussow @TheLionThing @KaitMarieox @realDonaldTrump you’re so hot

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@silbertlaura1 @Jimmythemoose2 @KaitMarieox @realDonaldTrump you know what else we can do? use a toilet and we know to not shit our pants like a toddler just getting into potty training

[Simp of 2021 @CookiexIsMyBff]

@tsktsk69 @demetri9303 @KaitMarieox @realDonaldTrump harassing people and shitting her pants at a party while drunk and gets all defensive when we offer to buy her adult diapers, we all know her husband wipes her little ass 🥺🥺