CookiezAndCream starbuckscream ‎⍟⃝

Octopuses are just wet spiders. she/her

[Marvel Comics @MarvelComicsHQ]

the reptilian urge to turn everyone into lizards

[Shaka Mosotho @mo4_lo]

You got a short temper but you dont ever hit or yell at your boss or colleagues,just your family members?

[ً @wstview]

wandavision (2021)

[ri: RE pilled 🕸️ @rielfication]

Nicki about to start subtweeting in chinese

[Sulaiman Ahmed @ShaykhSulaiman]

Israeli: “No politics here”

Guy: “FREE FREE PALESTINE”

This never gets old 🤣

[(„• ֊ •„) @oatmealluverr]

how it feels sitting infront of someone

[W @Wangariiii_]

y'all watch too much porn😂

[thursday ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @thealmostthurs]

whoever was behind me in lecture smelt like animal shit and i was terrified everyone thought it was me

[suga how you get so fly🥢 @jinsmaze]

liked then found out this is about r kelly

[Habouli @minorwavesss]

Running over a plate of food is unfortunately so fucking funny

[erin @oconist]

this is probably the worst era to have ocd in because your peers do in fact think thoughts = morality and that one mistake on the internet means you’re evil

[Maggie Lovitt @maggieofthetown]

We live in hell

[bell! ☆ @Guedes_zxz]

quando eu tomo banho e o cheiro do sabonete fica no corpo

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

that A stands for ariana grande

[Ethan Blake @Ethan_Blake]

@Funny42219424 Logan Paul is the guy who changes his beliefs to whatever is popular in the moment. Never trust this type of man

[Spev.V2 @SpevV2]

Imagine rocking up on the first day of school with fresh Kirkies on your feet.

[kiani 🤍 @ithinkthatsnii]

@DOLLDILAH Lmfaooo he said he leaving there with sumn 😭

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

the first one wants it really bad he giving it his ALL

[#*romi @pixicorset]

told the filipino charge nurse about the pakistani girl saying nigga and when i eluded to it by saying “n word” she goes “she said nigga?! that’s not good she should stop”

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

He saw the hashtag #SellEdSheeranIntoWhiteSlavery

[Dyme @dyme_dyme_dyme]

“One day imma post my man and my baby and log off”