Cookin' Wayne Kirby

Of the world renowned segment What's Cookin' With Kirby? The O's bats are cookin' and so am I! Parody account.

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

most guys arent fond of spring training, but not me! all it means is grillin' season starts a month earlier! old bay BBQ chicken tonight!

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

ugh.

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

maybe now i can get my old number back.

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

a little late, but congrats, Buck! Glad to see that the most deserving man won the award!

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

All three were deserving. I'm going to reward them in my own special way. i bet none of you can guess what that is.

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

grilling to forget today.

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

.@OriolesJesus hey im looking for you to absolve me for getting black out drunk tonight to deal with how upset i am. think can that happen?

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

I'm going to give the royals a platter of my best wings to congratulate them. (they'll be laced with rat poison).

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

This is the worst day of my life

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

Come on JJ. Show us what that three year extension was all about.

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

We have three nuts to work with, folks. I believe in this team and #ilikeourguys

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

Alright @Cruzhomerun. You know what to do.

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

We could sure use some more of that. He hit that a long way.

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

I hope that knee Flaherty put in dyson's face was intentional. I wouldn't mind someone intentionally punching that punk in the damn face!

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

I refuse to talk about this team like the season is over. We are still alive, and IN THE ALCS folks!!!! Anything could happen.

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

Don't worry about it. We got the heart of the order up and we've been hitting holland. We're good.

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

Crap

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

FIRST LEAD OF THE SERIES! ATTA BOY JJ, THAT'S WHY WE EXTENDED YOU!

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

I'm so nervous i put horse radish cocktail sauce on my ribs instead of bbq sauce!

[Cookin' Wayne Kirby @CookinKirby]

Ugh.