Cooking Bassist

Spin around and fall down, do it again

[Cooking Bassist @CookingBassist]

@alfranken Lol. You’re definitely watching a minions sequel you didn’t know you were in for.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

One of my favorite White House traditions was telling Thanksgiving jokes – which at least I thought were funny.

Here’s a look back at some of my favorites:

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

I hope everyone has a wonderful day filled with love, gratitude, and a whole lot of great food. From our family to yours, have a happy Thanksgiving!

[Cooking Bassist @CookingBassist]

@lyft why are almost all your drivers always on the phone? Thought I’d give this service another try and he nearly ran a red because he’s on the phone. Constant disappointment. And yes, it’s been about 98% of your drivers

[here's your reminder @tinycarebot]

🌳👃🏾: breathe deeply please

[here's your reminder @tinycarebot]

🌊: take a little bit of time to drink some water please

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING NYT: The Justice Dept. has issued about 40 subpoenas over the past week seeking info about the actions of Trump and his associates related to Jan. 6.

Two top Trump advisers, Boris Epshteyn and Mike Roman, had their phones seized as evidence. https://t.co/O9EikiLepZ

[Robyn Lively @RobynLively]

The Johnny and the Jessica ❤️ @CobraKaiSeries @netflix #CobraKai

[Variety @Variety]

#Emmy winner Sheryl Lee Ralph: "Anyone who has ever, ever had a dream and thought your dream...couldn't come true. I am here to tell you that this is what believing looks like. This is what striving looks like. And don't you ever, ever give up on you." https://t.co/h3GrtHDUA6

[Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru]

EXCITING NEWS! The anthology film I am working on — GIVE ME AN A —can be summed up as a primal scream about abortion rights in the U.S. and it has some pretty fucking incredible talent across all our shorts. Gina Torres is, indeed, fucking wonderful https://t.co/AQHHITMmEn

[Cooking Bassist @CookingBassist]

@NYCTSubway Nostrand and Clinton-Washington

[Cooking Bassist @CookingBassist]

Disappointed in @MTA @NYCMayor again. No indication to folks traveling on the C about problems. Told us train was local, went express. Ended up in an unknown location.
Now I’m at a station with people actively doing drugs and smoking god knows what!

Nothing #safe about this

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Apparently a kid at my son’s school did this three years ago and they don’t have the heart to take it down. ❤️ @DannyDeVito

[Cooking Bassist @CookingBassist]

Imagine if you will @Jessica_StClair and her worst @HDTGM nightmare.

Seen in NYC on the Lower East Side outside of the school I went to vote at yesterday #dumpsterfire #dystopianfuture #thefutureisnow
cc: @paulscheer @junedianeraph

[here's your reminder @tinycarebot]

💓: check in on your friends and ask them how they're doing please

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

Tokyo today ✨✨✨

[The Mads Are Back @TheMadsAreBack]

Less than an hour until the preshow starts for our rerun of A Night of Shorts 3 starts!

Join us at 9pm EST for vintage commercials, trailers & trivia and then join us for @FrankConniff & @TraceBeaulieu riffs on a new batch of shorts at 10!

https://t.co/OobFkV4JN5