Cold Slaw

not willing to talk or think he/him

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

Dream career: vigorously swishing my long skirt through various groves, orchards, and meadows

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

It’s like if someone described an acid trip who’s never had one before. Sure it’s cute and sometimes sweet, but the complete lack of grit lands this book in the “Good Vibes Save the World” category

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

Us

[顾清音 @qing_yin19640]

世界上最大的哺乳动物喂奶，蓝鲸的乳汁如此的厚实和精确，直接射入口中，听说鲸宝宝一天可以增长90公斤，真是神奇！

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

@davibroui Oomf would look crazy with a stigmata

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

@natey_bb Us: 👉🏻👈🏻

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

One year later!

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

@tim_ide_ That’s all I did?????

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

@king_seraphine @ciklosporin I am Jennifer Craig

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

@natey_bb TEEHEE

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

@Tshunami_ It’s worth the sweat!!

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

@duvalindemarte I just love geometry so much!

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: i love you so much my intelligent rat companion
my intelligent rat companion: youre the cracker to my cheese
me: i dont think u can call me that rat companion

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

The average human eats 8 spiders every time they stay at my house and fall asleep first

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

We should hang out sometime soon before we both return to dust

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

Thank god I got cats instead of developing a personality

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

I need to hold a cat that is not sharp

[turbomander @turbomander]

me: we have to bar the door. the king’s guard will be here any moment, we can’t let them find you. If they do…i…I can’t lose you.
the ork ive been raising as my son: gorgutz…was…bad?
me: of course not gorgutz

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i have a fake tooth filled with ozempic in case im ever captured and forced to serve in lowrise jeans

[Cold Slaw @CookoutGay]

Who wants to get high and cry about the moon

[V. Visuals @Moodsby_v]

Night Flight
Rafal Borcz, 2010

[ju!es ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ @afrutacitrica]

sinto muita falta da phoebe bridgers papo reto mas se ela voltasse agora eu acho que minha vida estaria em perigo