Charlie Parka

Full time manager of personalities and diffuser of situations.

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

I want everyone to send me their damaged LPs and 45s so I can be in the Guinness book for the most broken records.

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

Weird that Susan Collins has spent 10s of millions of dollars on ads explaining that her only qualifications are that she is anti cancer and pro fire department. That's her only stance, unlike everyone else,I guess

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

If I'm washing my hands in a public bathroom it's ok for you to wait 10 more seconds before coming out of the stall. There's no need for me to attach a face to the smell, my man

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

You'd think you could just kickbox your way out of anything, otherwise what's the point

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

@steinkobbe @ChaseMit Everyone knows Heat copied Point Break

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

There's supposed to be a big storm in Maine but I think it's on a baseball delay

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

@TheMaineWonk @mattyglesias I think it was Conan O'Brien or SNL that referred to Maine as "the deep south of the far north"

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

A guitar player with a Bob Dylan voice is singing Piano Man in this restaurant

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

Whoa, bullshit let that goal stand

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

Wow Egypt! Let's goooo!!

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

US wouldn't lose this game if Taylor Swift were there

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

@Wesleyd119 Uh, hockey. We'd never lose the Olympics again

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

This ref loves yellow cards. He wants almost as much attention as a MLB umpire

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

@Wesleyd119 What're you talking about

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

Can't believe it wasn't named Truth Seychelles

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

[Don @Donwillioni]

About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’

I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton

#worldcup

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

@halrudnick SGA

[Charlie Parka @CoolAssCharlie]

First they came for the billionaires, and I said nothing. Because fuck those guys

[Nicky The Good @nickythegood]

This is the best edit. No commentary. Just the sound of The Garden.