Judge Steve Harvey
“See, I ain’t got a law degree; and I’m way to fly to wear a robe. But this is where common sense presides— in my house!”
Am I going to watch this…? Absolutely 💀
Don’t give him too much credit though, laundry day(s) turns the apartment into a trainwreck that only I can rectify in less than two hours on a Saturday morning - I’m clearly superior
My bf chooses to wake up at 6 and be productive. Meanwhile I’m going back into the office two days a week and I try to sleep as close to the EXACT amount of time I need to get ready and be on time.
45 mins.
I just got up and I’m leaving at 8. In this time I will wash the face, brush the teeth, become what appears to be a person and cobble together a meal
Meanwhile he’s …reading between laundry loads?