felonious punk

dim sum demon

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Gwen Stefani voice:
I’m just a Jew

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Saw a girl on the street. She recognized me from class i didn’t recognize her haircut. I thought she was a boy. I gave her a BIG dap. She didn’t know what to do. I called her bro, too. I said “what’s up bro” and gave her a big dap.

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

I thought it was the sphere

[Heart @heart_]

am I a bad person for thinking how it would be better if 99.99% of the world population would not be able to afford to travel anymore so a select few could have these wonderful spots all to ourselves?

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Drizzle of olive oil on the hotdog

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Dad, if ur seeing this happy birthday.

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Kofi Kingston and Rey misterio. Absolute legends.

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Urban free solo is the new biking

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Well color me guh

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Just got ragebaited in the street in front of the Hare Krishna monks and i fell for it they were so disappointed in me

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Nobody thinks about how i feel when they break up

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Construction workers stopped me to tell me the guy across the street flipped me off

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Baby sized boxing gloves for sale. Never used.

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Damn misogynist

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

Fuck Ralph ciffaretto

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

I’ll see you in Valhalla

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

@quarrelreef Put a cork in it

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

@quarrelreef Shut it

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

What a poster

[pakejanek @pakejanek]

what am i supposed to have gotten out of this

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

It was me

[Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain]

I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival.

The first thing I saw when I exited the L’Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie

So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down

[felonious punk @CoolBreakingBad]

@quarrelreef That’s a decent joke sam