Coach Nate Kochuyt

this little corn dog.
Can.
“They all wanna see me fall. Too bad it’s spring”

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

I don’t remember who you are

But whoever asked me if I was worried about a hurricane ruining my honeymoon when I told you about it months ago and jinxed my honeymoon:

Your moms a ho

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

Am I now singing Complicated by Avril Lavigne to my dogs nonstop because they won’t stop barking?

Yes. Yes I am. I can’t think of better lyrics than “Chill out, whatcha yellin for?” for this situation

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

Am I the only one that when they showed Taylor Swift going into the stadium thought “OMG Ryan Reynolds!!!”

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

If there’s a bright side to this game I would say this: shoot your shot fellas! Who knows? Maybe one day Taylor Swift will come to your football game with your mom!

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

Hello 911? I’m witnessing a murder at the Bears @ Chiefs game

[Trenton Gill @gill_trenton]

Who wants an early Madden 24 code?! RT for a chance to win! Winner will be notified in 24 hours! #Madden24 #DaBears

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Scarf #TSxCapitalOne #giveaway

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

Well looks like I need to come on here and give the fans what they want so here we go:

Early release from Work
Movie night with the best
Brother’s birthday
Slept in a little

Overall shaping up to be a Good Friday

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

Do you think the board at Pepsi goes to board meetings and are like “I bet if we changed the name, people would like our lemon lime soda better than Sprite”. Like seriously, I have lived through probably 18 different variations of Sierra Mist/Mist Twist/whatever they call it

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

Correct = correct
Incorrect = not correct
BUT
Valuable = valuable
Invaluable = also valuable

Why? Because the English language hates you

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

More like pur-don’t am I right?

More like pur- due tomorrow am I right?

More like hiss-due am I right?

More like… I don’t have any more

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

It’s over… capitalism won… 50¢ corn dog day is now 99¢ corn dog day… makes me sick

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

@ChiSportUpdates @titanicFIEND last minute trip to Chicago?

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

@titanicFIEND Like this

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

@_wadeamin How “we” felt

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

The more I think about it the more I genuinely think that without Harry Potter, I would have no idea there was no post on Sundays

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

How can our society say we are progressing when I just drove by my local Applebees and it is now a regenerative medicine clinic? Shameful if you ask me, Applebees WAS my regenerative medicine

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

@King_Bigge65 You already copped a major W just by being you, keep that crown on king 👑

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

Chances are someone has rocked out to a Taylor Swift song thinking about you

And if you think they haven’t then reply and I’ll do it for you

[Coach Nate Kochuyt @CoolCatNater]

I’m convinced that Lifetime Fitness is supposed to be for angry short people

The machines do not go up to my height and everyone gives me death glares it’s terrible