Nicolaus Copernicus

Parody account for school

Father of Modern Astronomer and man of many hats

Born: Feb 19, 1473
Died: May 24, 1543

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#FunFact I was elected as a canon in the Catholic Church, which just below bishop. More than most people can say

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Got this cool element named after me. It’s a radioactive metal that is a gas at room temperature

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I worked as an official in the Catholic Church while I was doing astronomy...but they pay me back by putting my work in the Index of Prohibited Books after I died? The disrespect 😡

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I can understand 5 languages: Polish, German, Latin, Greek, and Italian. Any other #polyglot in da club tonight?

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The Polish-Teutonic Wars makes it hard for a man to find some peace & quiet around here 😑

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Can’t believe the Teutonic Order decided to raid the cathedral where I work. They broke all my astronomical instruments!! Better pay up so I can replace them

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When you try to publish your book on #heliocentrictheory, but your publisher keeps try to rewrite to negate the legitimacy of your work
like, sit down and shut up, man. you know nothing about this

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#artistlife

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hey, what y’all think of my self-portrait

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Not only did I establish the sun as the center of the solar system, I also calculated the planets relative distance from the sun

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Tfw you establish the order of the planets and calculate the length of their revolutions #legend

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@giovanndcassini Heck, yeah #goBologna

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Imagine confirming the size of the moon’s diameter without even going to space...oh, wait I did that

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@OGBigBrainBoi @ChrisHuygens29 EYYY!

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@OGBigBrainBoi @SubrahmanyanC10 @bigboicylde Dying of cerebral hemorrhage

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@Hipparchus14 Ouch, who hurt you?

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@Hipparchus14 @TychoTheBrah tbh, the sun should be the center, but otherwise, good work

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@SpaceManTyson Preach!

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Astronomy is fun, but you know what else if fun? Translating Greek verse into Latin

Nothing quite like the vibes of a picturesque Greek pastoral

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@geocentricboi Can’t be that well educate if you deny #HeliocentricTheory