Cool Dad

Self proclaimed coolest dad ever

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

So done. Done with being a fucking bum. Done with being looked down on. Done with having my flaws/problems pointed out. I get it I'm a failure n not very bright..Just sick of life. Right when it gets good it turns right back to shit. I just wish I could be someone else for a day

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

Perfect fucking day to take suck an important fucking test. Negligence isnt a trait a parent should have

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

I love how @justinbieber calls out Tom cruise and bitched out. I'll fight jb lmao

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

@cassidymcmillen Fight me then

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

You know you got a dime when just seeing a leg sticking out of the blanket turns you on

[Luke Bryan @lukebryan]

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[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

I hate and dread this day every single week

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

To my son, i know its hard right now cause you dont get to see daddy that much anymore. But know that it is with good purpose. I want so much to just go in there and hold you while you sleep and kiss you goodbye. But as long as you keep smiling daddy will hide his tears.

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

Just want today to be over..

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

Adulting blows, miss my family. Gotta do what i gotta do so we can sleep peacefully every night. I love you guys. Ill be home soon 💓👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

I miss you

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

I'm done helping cause the help doesnt get returned guess I figured out my resolution not my problem not gonna fucking help

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

FUEL PUMP // PRE-PUMP https://t.co/YSUKalAp53

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

Funny people say they are there for you and when you tell em you're leaving and wanna hang, it's a ghost town. This is why I dont trust people

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

Rule#3 if you disrespect her like you do your own lady refer to rule#2 and start at result of crossing the line

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

Rule#2 dont try n pick up on my girl because that shows you dont respect me and if you cross a line you will swallow your teeth

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

Rule#1 dont be a dirt bag to a woman that loves and admires you even when you dont deserve it

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

Can he do it

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

1 man, 3 curtains

[Cool Dad @CoolDad46514535]

And so it begins