Dad Max: Fury Road

I just want you to know, if you need anything don't be shy, okay? I'm not like a regular dad, I'm a cool dad ;)

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

Your government assigned father figure. Problematic content abounds. Use your own discretion, I have none.

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

Me actually

[🫀 @softcorecanibal]

i’d make a great abusive stepfather

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

Why I love working from home

[isa ᢉ𐭩 @tiinithing]

can i suck u off under ur desk while ur on a work call or do u hate me

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

❓ do you think you'd go out with someone who has totally different political beliefs?
💬 Depends on the political beliefs. If you wanna argue about states rights vs federal overreach or whatever, sure. But if your politics are about restrict... #tellonym https://t.co/nRFDB7ofFk

[fawn ૮꒰˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა @fawnixie]

sitting on a discord vc is actually the best type of date

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

If you have to ask, you're just right

[jenna @djiljenna]

Am m I too young for uu?

[( ´ཀ` ) KYᖇO @pissinguke]

older bf who speaks to me in a condescending tone when im upset

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

Siblings are the situationships your parents give you

[غنج @7y4elf]

وضعي مع اخوي😭❤️‍🔥

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

Literally my dream job

[ᴍɪsᴛᴇʀ @GhostlyViscera]

Let me make decisions for you. Let me dress you. Let me cook for you. I’ll drive you anywhere and everywhere. You don’t need to lift a finger or even let alone think about what’s next. Just let me take care of it. I’ll take care of you.

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

❓ Why's that?
💬 Little girls need older men, it's a law of nature #tellonym https://t.co/ORI9KJG01m

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

I don't even care about the grip, insane girls are more fun anyway

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

it's grippy but i'm fucking insane

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

All good options

[Arkeologen @Arkieologen]

if u use ":3" i'm gonna assume u wanna get manhandled and used like a toy

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

❤️‍🔥🔪

[jordan @ryvexs]

stabbing them with a knife is so intimate right?!

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

❓ In your opinion, is it ever okay for a girl to date someone much older?
💬 It's not just okay, it's preferable #tellonym https://t.co/9LLV36oTWY

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

❓ u prefer watching movies all day or playing games all day?
💬 A bit of both, I like some variety #tellonym https://t.co/Nc3PvEwdl7

[✩Eve✩ @Ev0leve]

normalize having sex with your friends

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

Obedience is sexy

[ˑ @lliafofa]

yes sir

[Dad Max: Fury Road @CoolDad84]

@kittenluvsdada Mom's just worried you're gonna steal her man