Claudius (Justin)

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

Look at my face,
not cool Hamlet.

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

A stab and some poison cannot be the end of me. #itsjustafleshwound

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

My muse, my inamorata, my beloved, done in by my poison. #RestInPeace

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

Well then, someone is going to be rather parched later. Can't guarantee there will be any refreshments left though, oh well. #DRINKIT

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

Welcoming back party for my son @HamIetDuFromage tonight! Gonna need some entertainment though. #itstimetoduel

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

These funerals are seriously bumming me out. #icoulduseaparty #RIPOphelia

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

PIRATES! #goodjoke #yourekidding #seriously #notcool #WHYYYYY

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

Don't worry @DontTrustHamlet, I'll help you get revenge, so long as I keep my throne. #cominginhot

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

It seems that insanity has claimed another, hope I'm not next! #isthereavaccineforthat

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

Party at the castle tonight! #crunktime

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

As a result of recent events, @HamIetDuFromage will be heading back to England where he will be taken (very good) care of.

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

Okay! Something is starting to smell in the castle, @HamIetDuFromage needs to tell me where he hid the body, now! #smellslikerottenfish

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

Although the loss of my dear friend Polonius pains my dearly, I can say with confidence - better him than me! #neednewcurtains

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

I've done some things in my time, but repenting is not going to be one of them. #YOLO

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

Ear poison? Really? Way to butcher a classic. #RIPGonzago

[Claudius (Justin) @CoolDadClaude]

This is my son and former nephew Hamlet.
He's Cray.
1 RT = 1 Prayer #wcsshamlet