champagne problems.

[champagne problems. @CoolEccentric]

The polygamist will trigger the fudge out of you.

[tricia becker @fogspiderling]

@SankarasLawyer The criminal elite of these countries making money off these children & their starving moms, while their kids get idyllic childhoods, replete w/ luxury vacations, fancy private schools, begin lives of grotesque wealth...

[champagne problems. @CoolEccentric]

https://t.co/iP6Sr7e3S2

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Pro Tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name.

Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data

[Yam Peleg @Yampeleg]

We are all so fucking lucky.

We are the luckiest mfers in history.

You can fly anywhere on Earth in less than 24 hours.

Your great-grandfather died within 50 miles of his birthplace.

You can talk to anyone alive from your pocket, for free.

You can start a business from your toilet.

You can learn ANYTHING, instantly, for free.

Nearly everyone before you died young, never left their village, had three career options.

They’d sell their fucking souls for ONE DAY of your life.

Travel the world. Make friends. Build cool shit. Enjoy it. We won the lottery.

You can just do things.

So go do them.

Plan later what.

Fortune favors the fast.

[champagne problems. @CoolEccentric]

It feels awkward, when i call women old enough to be my aunties by their names in this country 😫

[Brian @itsdream_b]

It’s painful, but your worth isn’t defined by who sticks around. True friends show up even in the dark.

Society struggles with discomfort, not empathy. Depression shouldn’t make someone invisible.

Depression isolates you, but it also reveals who truly cares. Those who stay are rare, but they’re priceless.

[Your Fav Disabled Hottie❤️‍🔥 @nilanmorton]

That’s why when it comes to the conversation about ableism, it’s important we talk about intersectionality of race and disability.

For Black disabled people, our experiences with ableism is often tied to racism.

[Dr. Baridueh Badon @BadonB]

My wife works in a pathology medical devices company in Germany as a key account manager.
She was in charge of African markets.
Omo, in 5 years, she couldn't make any sales in Nigeria. No hospital could afford a €200k (N360m) Instant Pathology diagnosis machine. She had to refocus in Europe and America to save her career.
This machine give you instant diagnosis in 5 minutes.
A doctor can be operating on a patient, take a sample immediately, place it on the machine and it will tell him if its cancer or not. There and then, he decides to debulk before closing, saving double surgery, prevents disease progression etc.
Nigeria ranks almost last in health systems and you guys are defending our diagnostic system? 🤣🤣

[Ekow❓ @ekowkenneth]

never ask a friend about the parent they barely mention or talk about

[champagne problems. @CoolEccentric]

@victorwaongwaro @CozWoman @MrMekzy_ To your children or? Please don’t repeat the cycle.

[champagne problems. @CoolEccentric]

@Alicia_Bittle_ How beautiful

[Otunba Tobi @25tobiloba]

Who knows how someone can make 5,000 -10,000 pounds before December 25? Treat as urgent.

please, let your answers be short and straight to the point.

[champagne problems. @CoolEccentric]

Have you seen the “culture”

[Israelksy @israelksyy]

Igbo girls and feminism 5 & 6.😭🫱🏿‍🫲🏾

[Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour @GRVlagos]

If Mrs Benedoch nee Adegoke, was Isreali- British, would she say reparations are a scam? Did the atrocities of the world war against the Jews come close to what Africans and indigenous people were subjected to for over 400 years? Leopold in the Congo ? Or the concentration camps that were first tested on the Nama people of Namibia, British Genocide in Kenya.

Would the British have been pro- abolition if they won the American revolution war? Worst still, the freedom that was restored which was not theirs to take, was paid for by the British government to the slave masters £20million pounds in 1833 (40% of their budget ) after which the empire went on to colonise the world.

A grave injustice has been committed against the African continent but we must do the work to be entitled to Justice, and to earn a seat at the table. This comes down to visionary leadership, unconventional thinking and sacrificing looting to pursue greatness.

We must start the work of building our own table.

The day Nigeria wakes up, Africa will never be the same again.

[champagne problems. @CoolEccentric]

@matyres @stevebrizzy1 @StrictlyAdebisi Not you calling someone mgbeke 🤭

[theyfab.bsky.social @theyfabatbirth]

my mom (who's a university professor) did something interesting last year: she assigned her students to give chatgpt an essay question, have it write a paper, and then proofread/fact check it. nearly every single student in that class came out of that assignment anti-chatgpt.

[champagne problems. @CoolEccentric]

I thought i lacked ambition.
Moved to another country to study & some folks think I’m too ambitious ?? 😂

[champagne problems. @CoolEccentric]

@RobertaMoshe_ 😂😂 stop