Maximus

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

First shirt to ever reach zero sales
On the dead homies nobody buying this shit

[Adi Shankar @adishankarbrand]

To commemorate Adi Shankar’s historic run, and his newly certified “Ratings God” status, we have created a limited-edition t-shirt for the fans who were there, the fans who believed, and the fans who watched the algorithm bend to Adi Shankar’s creative will.

Limited edition. No restocks. No apologies.

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

@That_Wild_Panda @GalacticGlitchV What was the confusing part, I’m happy to elaborate

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

Nostalgia bait

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Become is an indie adventure game scheduled for release on PC in 2026.

Players control a sperm cell navigating realistic bodily environments (acidic fluids, antibodies, narrow passages) to reach fertilization.

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

Mega Nargacuga?!?

[Centro LEAKS @CentroLeaks]

All of the brand new Mega Stones shown in the Mega Dimensions trailer

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

@ZerooArt Super Zarbon when

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

New way to call yourself a pedophile just dropped

[Random Concerned Citizen @ConcerdRandoGuy]

Normies hate anything unconventional or out of the ordinary. It's the Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid drama all over again...

[Lord Boog II @momsboyfri3nd]

I don’t even give a fuck anymore #realshitterthursday

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

@SCR_Loomie Lying ass no tf I’m not, personally pay for this dick

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

@SuperGroupiesUS @SCR_Loomie I need the Roxas rollie

[SuperGroupies US @SuperGroupiesUS]

👑 Kingdom Hearts #Giveaway 👑

We’re picking THREE (3) winners for our Kingdom Hearts Sora, Roxas, and Ventus watches!

🗝️ To enter:
1. FOLLOW us
2. REPOST this tweet
3. TAG a friend + tell us in your reply whose watch you want

Each watch comes with an exclusive postcard!

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

@aceoniichan @DIOButFemale @ImAccu Why you trolling like a bitch ain’t you tired?

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

@coolandfunray @YeWiseWizard

[Osama Bin Laden @death2america]

Masturbating

[matthew lillard. NO LONGER ACTIVE @MatthewLillard]

Everytime you think I’m cool... this is what I look like when I read Twitter.

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

So real for that

[Mark @markiplier]

I'm so full of meat I'm about to blow

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

Wack the dragon sounds like a Yakuza game

[Niggapokemon333 @willsgardevoir]

I was referencing this guys idgaf about what you wack the dragon to

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

@TickleMyPickIe4 Glad you got him bro I got shafted

[Maximus @CoolGuyMaximus]

@Tectone Hello Mr. Teccy