John Horan

50% Cool 50% Horan. Also 1/2 of @futurebfz

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

Do you think people would still go fishing if fish could scream? Asking for a friend.

[joshua sherman @iamjosherman]

Matt and Frannie tonight at FTC #survivor44

[pandora is real @kylevorbach]

I am so unbelievably excited to say that our short film Somewhere In Between will be premiering at @Tribeca. #Tribeca2023

[FUTURE BOYFRIENDS @futureBFz]

🚨Reserve your free tickets while you can!🚨Click the link below for the April 4 LA Premiere of Somewhere in Between!

https://t.co/MOPSglZ6ec

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

@crushingitcarol Survivor drinking games: all stars escape room 🤯

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

@KJtotheface You crazy for this one!

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

Treat your Trader Joe’s bag the same way the skeletons would treat your hair @ITYSL

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

@kylevorbach Wow this blew up. I guess check out my go fund me for my new web series https://t.co/qEtlistBv3

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

Why are people so anti mask? It hides the extra chins you got over quarantine! I may never take mine off!

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

@kylevorbach #notmytigerking

[FUTURE BOYFRIENDS @futureBFz]

John got on the Price is Right yesterday! Watch him live out his childhood dream!

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

Got a “go birds” on @PriceIsRight. Cc: @Eagles

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

@meghanb23 @kylevorbach @carkeys33 I voted for Bernie.

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

@meghanb23 @kylevorbach @carkeys33 If you marry a sandwich then you are WED to me.

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

@kylevorbach @carkeys33 If you are holding my sandwich together, you are BREAD to me.

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

@KJtotheface @alyssalimp Like dis if you cry every Tim

[FUTURE BOYFRIENDS @futureBFz]

We're kicking off this decade by doing a live show! JANUARY 22ND at EL CID @ 8PM. A truly kickass lineup too including:

Standup from @notalimac @IfyNwadiwe @ryanoflan @blairsocci

Shorts from TOM GOULET and FUNNY BUSINESS

Get your tickets now https://t.co/DEenpkWcnF

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

@Greg_Bloom I have yet to see evidence proving that, but I’ll stand by.

[John Horan @CoolHoran]

@Greg_Bloom I don’t care about it being MY year so much as I just don’t want it to be yours, ya feel me?